John Ensign Loves the Sting of a Good Promisekeepers' Spatula

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Sen. Ensign's excuse for his adultery points to a threat against marriage that may be even more dire than that posed by marriage equality advocates. According to the senator, it was the closeness of the two couples that led to his infidelity. Apparently, Sen. and Mrs. Ensign spent a lot of time hanging out with his concubine and her husband, and all that face time whipped them up into a kind of wild frenzy of fluid-flinging carnality.

Makes sense to me. Lord knows, best friend's wives are irresistible, even for a committed Promisekeeper like Sen. Ensign. And, of course, using the same logic, one might assume that the same held true for the husband and Mrs. Ensign. Who knows what all went on there. I can almost imagine the four of them pairing off after a nice backyard barbecue and having some kind of weird orgasm race right there on the lawn--might have even worn NASCAR jackets with advertising patches for Viagra, condoms, and spatulas sewn onto them.

That'd be kind of hot--all naked except for NASCAR jackets, sticky BBQ sauce smeared all over, the sound of spatula against flesh keeping cadence like a riding crop on a thoroughbred as you compete man to man to be the quickest to to release your essence...mmmmmmmm...watching your opponent's muscles grow taut with each stroke...sinewy, sweaty, masculine flesh doing God's procreative will. Oh God that is hot.

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[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. The whole thing smacks of

1970s wife-swapping at the Grange on Saturday nights.

Except the "concubine" and her cuckold husband - or was the husband doing Mrs. Ensign? - were on the payroll, and taxpayers were funding Senator Ensign's throbbing escapades.....................

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2. throbbing escapades

:rofl:

[medeak]

3. he had affair in 2002

According to sources in Vegas...took weeks off for "personal reasons" Erin Neff a journalist at that time wanted to out him.

[DainBramaged]

4. Then the journalist should be investigated for covering up for him, ya think?

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5. Why does anyone care about this?

[Scout]

6. apparently you care enough to post about it. n/t

[11 Bravo]

8. Yeah! Hypocritical Repug shitstains should ALWAYS get a free pass!

:eyes:

[newinnm]

9. Actually

The very best way to advance our agenda is to keep talking about who is fucking who when its a pub and then to say it doesnt matter when its a Dem. I mean dont you really think that this is the very best way.

-nnnm

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10. Personally, I don't care

And I'd really like to get our society past its juvenile preoccupation with what some people do with the genitals. However, in this case, Sen. Ensign has built a substantial part of his political career on his claim to be extra responsible with the penis nature endowed him with. He has, on several occasions, publicly proclaimed the unique care that he takes with the use of his penis, has joined a group of other men similarly proud of their accomplishments, and has said that other people should be like him in their judicious handing of their genitals.

In return for his public pronouncements, Sen. Ensign has been rewarded with a position of high trust in our society, and received adulation and financial contributions from people who are proud of his penis and its use. If he hadn't been such a dick about his penis, and made it such a cornerstone of his political career, it's possible that he wouldn't have been quite so ripe for blackmail from his paramour's husband. Then this would indeed be a private matter for Sen. Ensign to resolve; however his choice to be so public about his penis and where it goes and to advance his political career (at least in part) on that alleged responsibility, makes him a target when it turns out that he's just as human as the rest of us.

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7. I knew it this would be about the Good General

God, I love him.