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[Kadie]

Former President George W. Bush, right, waves as he is introduced to speak at the Manufacturers & Business Association's 104th annual event in Erie, Pa., Wednesday, June 17, 2009.
(AP Photo/Keith Srakocic)

[Recursion]

1. He's back on the sauce

I have enough alcoholics in my family to tell. He was off until Katrina, then he hit it hard until he pretty much disappeared in '08 (I'm convinced he was in rehab). And he's back on now.

[madokie]

11. Being an old used to be alkie myself

I think I seen in him a drunk person from day one of his presidency. but maybe it was the sauce I was inbibing at the time, I don't know.

[omega minimo]

14. Ya mean he didn't fall off the couch and bruise his whole face?

:spray: Not red from choking on a pretzel?

[lunatica]

25. He looks totally pie eyed

He looks just like this, even to having one squinty eye so he can focus on what he's looking at

[madaboutharry]

2. Of all the things that I lost, I miss my

mind the most.

[LadyHawkAZ]

3. Ook! Ook ook ook EEK EEK ook! *hic*

[wtbymark]

4. looks like one of those old chimps at the zoo behind the glass..

"hey kid, give me that banana"

[spanone]

5. 'i'm not going to jail, so fuck all of you and give me five'

[Stevenmarc]

6. You smelt it, I dealt it

[TahitiNut]

7. "I got away with mass murder and the decimation of an economy ... so fuck you!"

:grr:

[Catshrink]

8. Hey, Jack, see you later.

[RandomThoughts]

17. What would make you think he would drink

Jack Daniels, Old Number 7?

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. "Five, count 'em, five jugs of Jack Daniels since Tuesday and I'm still sober"

[L0oniX]

10. "only had 5 wittle dwinkies'

[omega minimo]

12. "Ah'd like ta say hullo to all the uh man u fact ur rer er ers........"

Poor devil. :evilfrown:

[chollybocker]

13. "Ah do too have 'posable thumbs. Hic!"

[omega minimo]

"heh heh, heh, heh heh, hhe hhe hhe, heh."

[malaise]

15. Lied again

You really believed I'd shut the fuck up!!

[jimshoes]

16. He's still a jagoff

putz!

[IDemo]

18. "Talk to the foot. I mean hand."

[SpiralHawk]

19. "I really do look like a Republicon, don't I?" - xCommander AWOL (R)

[Arugula Latte]

20. *hic* Thish ish how many brain cellsh I got left. *hic*

[tridim]

21. Is it just me or is he looking more and more like Pat Robertson?

[Kerrytravelers]

22. Hehehe. Still evil. Hehehe.

[konnichi wa]

23. He's planning to celebrate the Fourth with a Fifth on the Third.

;-)
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[lunatica]

24. He looks an awful lot like a bad apple to me

See the similarity?

[chollybocker]

26. Do I here a five? Five? Yes, five-thousand!

Sold! To the tall chick in the back with the torch! ~Five-thousand dead US soldiers!~ Congratulations!

[Bravo Zulu]

27. Old shrub, three sheets to the wind already!

[Bravo Zulu]

28. One can only hope he's worried

shitless about the torture stuff landing him in a court room. He knows Obama can only keep the wolves at bay for so long!

[pacalo]

29. "It'sh good to shee you -- can aah jus' shkip the shpeech so we can go straight to the bar?"

[Motown_Johnny]

30. "Gimme this many more beers... three...RIght?"

[Optical.Catalyst]

31. NO! , I haven't been drinking ,,, well just five beers

[lame54]

32. "I've only had four."

[lunatica]

33. I can't focus on you if you keep spinnin around like that. Here lemme close one eye

[lpbk2713]

34. "Five minutes till 'Last Call', ya'll."

[sakabatou]

35. Invisible giant beer bottle