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[malaise]

[Mind_your_head]

1. D*mn I got caught? Major suckage@me?

:shrug:

[smokey nj]

2. I'd just admitted to having an affair with a staffer's wife and resigned

from my leadership position in the U.S. Senate. I was on the brink of despair, practically suicidal, until I put on my light blue Oxford shirt from J. Peterman.

[malaise]

4. and stood up in front of the

men's room.

Thank Rachel for spotting the bathroom sign. :evilgrin:

[marylanddem]

3. "Maybe if I say they were blackmailing me..."

[spanone]

5. 'that damned bill clinton, it's ALL his fault'

[TheCowsCameHome]

duplicate - sorry

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. ''Looks like both of us are f*cked this time"

[DJ13]

7. If I had stopped listening to my small head, this wouldnt have happened

[rurallib]

8. "I gotta keep that thing IN MY PANTS!"

[lpbk2713]

9. WWCD

"What would Cheney do?"

[Jackeens]

10. "I'm so in to family values I just tried to have two of them."

[Ilsa]

12. At least. nt

[Buzz Clik]

11. Promise Keepers. My ass.

[Ilsa]

13. They need to start group therapy for Broken Promise Keepers.

Ensign, Gingrich, Vitter, could all be charter members.

[Mind_your_head]

14. Oh yeah!

:applause:

[malaise]

17. DUzy

:D

[Buzz Clik]

18. There it is. The definitive response.

:thumbsup:

[RedCloud]

15. What was I supposed to do when it wasn't my stiff upper lip that was stiff?

I guess I will just sport my new shit eating grin tomorrow.

[Olney Blue]

16. Jesus, why did you let me get caught?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. Ensign Purver. n/t

[underpants]

20. Hurry up honey your husband just texted me- he is on his way home

[ellisonz]

21. Honey, put down the knife...

[carlyhippy]

22. well......crap........

Carly

[Ezlivin]

23. I coulda been a contender!

N/T

[Ganja Ninja]

24. I could use a road trip right about now. n/t

[saltpoint]

25. It's ok with me if John Ensign is a sexual being, as all of us are, but it

is not ok with me that he is one of the self-appointed vanguards of the far-right fundamentalist condemnation of others' sexuality even as he and his far-right nutbag colleagues advance "the sanctity of marriage."

May there be a ferocious political penalty to pay, finally, for these GOP hypocrites.

[olegramps]

26. Haggart led me astray.