Beer Spill in Chicago this a.m. Coolers needed.

[monmouth]

If you took the Eisenhower Expressway or the Tri-State into the city this morning, you should have brought a cooler and some ice.

Way more than 99 bottles of beer happened to fall when a big rig loaded up with Miller Lite overturned in the western suburbs Tuesday morning.

The truck rolled over on the ramp from the southbound Tri-State Tollway to the inbound Ike, spilling a huge load of beer cans all over the median in what could be the biggest tragedy of the morning. The driver wasn't hurt.

There was a big gaper's delay as grown men driving by wiped back tears or tried to figure out if they could snag a can without anyone noticing.


http://www.nbcchicago.com/traffic_autos/transit/Beer-Truck-Tragedy-Spills-Into-Morning-Commute.html

[CTD]

1. I thought you said "beer". Miller Lite is not "beer".

[Occulus]

5. It's sex in a canoe.

Fucking close to water.

:D

[rurallib]

6. CDT & Occulus - thanks for the laugh and the truth!

I think it was miller lite that finally made me quit drinking.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bozita]

2. Too bad it wasn't a Labatts truck.

[trotsky]

3. With Chicago, I was hoping Goose Island.

I agree with the first response - Miller Lite is not beer. No tears shed here.

[Froward69]

4. Coors, Fat Tire or

Avalanche for me. I do not mind scratched or dented cans either.

[Downtown Hound]

7. Oh, I thought you committed a party foul