Laughing at the freepers

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Laughing at the freepers
(To the tune of Listen to the Music – The Doobie Brothers)

Watch their heads exploding, day by day
Sheeple, tellin’ everyone we’re screwn
Some are daffy, some plain daft
Oh, it’s where your thoughts go to decay

What these people need
Is a padded domicile
Or maybe just a moment to remove
Patties that are waded
Waded all up
Bunched up like that’s gotta leave some marks


(ch)
Oh, oh, laughing at the freepers
Oh, oh, laughing at the freepers
Oh, oh, laughing at the freepers
This is HUGH!!11!!1!11!!11!!*

So ditto motivated
Freep Apitomy
Someone get a brain to this Moran
Quoting Coulter’s
Just the thing
Oh, for chasing new ideas away
And if it’s series to you
Then it’s series to me
Don’t Pelosi know how to obey
Like she should
Tow the line
Lest we cast asparagus her way

(ch)

Like that certain Uncle Edgar
The one they never let outside
Paul Pot calling where’s the kettle
Kristinn says to call C-Span
You are pwned you must comply

(ch)

*Do not use the J sound until the last note. Must be applied with extreme snark as the last note ends.


Thank you to the DUers who posted freeperisms! This one's for you :)

[Sapere aude]

1. Pretty good !

[tuvor]

2. I was tempted to PM you to change the spelling of a couple of words.

But then I realized, no one but your target would ever spell it "apitome"! (That one is new to me.)

:rofl:

I'll blame my thick-headedness on the fever I'm developing today.

[smokey nj]

3. This is reely funny, I'm series!!!!!

:applause:

[Glenda]

4. we’re screwn - lol!

SCE, I think you've picked up too much of the freeper jargon. I fear for your sanity ;)

:hi:

[BigBearJohn]

5. Now THAT is a song I can get behind! Well done! K/R!!!

[Swamp Rat]

6. k&r

[Kurovski]

7. "Lest we cast asparagus her way."

:D

"Lest"? Isn't that freepspell for "least"?

[checks-n-balances]

8. Kick - Thanks for the hilarity!! n/t

[City Lights]

9. Excellent stuff!

:thumbsup:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

10. LOL!

Kickin!

[Cabcere]

11. LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think I love you. That is most excellent! :D :thumbsup: