Thank you Captain Obvious Media: Grand Canyon fraught with peril

[taterguy]

It's a canyon. It's filled with steep cliffs and conditions unlike any other.

What kind of moronic jackass would go hiking in it without proper training and equipment?

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/destinations/2009-06-15-grand-canyon-dangers_N.htm

[Ian David]

1. These guys...

[taterguy]

2. Who are those guys?

[piratefish08]

3. flashlights filled with franks and beans!

ALMOST as good as when they went to Hawaii............

[baldguy]

4. That was a two-parter, wasn't it?

They had some time to fill.

[sarge43]

5. Moronic first cousins to the idiots who try to climb Mt Washington in the winter.

I just wish they'd get it over with before they reproduced.

[Canuckistanian]

6. Next installment: "Death Valley Aptly Named"

"Memorial Services for our brave reporter next Tuesday at 10:30"

[taterguy]

9. Death Valley's harmless unless you're wearing burgundy

You are talking about Clemson's football stadium right?

[Lint Head]

7. I've always wanted to climb a volcano during an eruption.

:sarcasm:

[N.Y. to Paris]

8. Isn't that "cousin Eddie?"

"The shitter's full!!!!!!

[PVnRT]

10. I heard it's best to go in August; wear thick clothing, plenty of water along the trails

[taterguy]

11. Do you know how long it takes to get thirsty in the desert?

A lot quicker than the rest stations they have every few miles