Dickipedia: Newt Gingrich

[babylonsister]

Newt Gingrich
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Newton "Newt" Leroy Gingrich (born June 17, 1943) is an American politician, author, former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, 1994 Time magazine Person of the Year, college history professor, professional hypocrite, loudmouth, panderer, adulterer, and a dick.

Gingrich's first name comes from an abbreviation of Newton and not from his parents naming him after a lizard. It is extremely unlikely that a man with such jowls could've ever been likened to a long, slender animal surviving on a healthy, high protein diet.

Through such landmarks as the Contract with America and the subsequent Republican Revolution, Gingrich would follow the time-honored—if paradoxical—Republican Party tradition of somehow cementing a favorable legacy while almost never achieving an approval rating above 50%.

Though Gingrich's career has been mostly comprised of attacks on other officials and a spotty ethical and moral record, he has maintained a prominent position in a faltering party searching for a clear leader who's not a complete embarrassment.

A champion of Christian morality, Gingrich had three different wives over 35 years, though during that period, was only unmarried for a total of less than a year. Simple arithmetic suggests that either Gingrich is incredibly impulsive or his position on family values might include a bit more extramarital fucking than one might have originally thought.

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[calimary]

1. Like it! He IS a dick. Of the First Order.

[babylonsister]

5. Yes, he definitely belongs here! nt

[opihimoimoi]

2. For a guy who was fucking his staff while married....to speak of moral values is despicable

Newt is TOAST....too old, too lame, and too GOP

[lunatica]

3. Newt's real personality shows in this photo

It's one he even picked himself. It must be what he sees in the morning while shaving. Imagine being a child and having that face leaning into yours, or a puppy. It's the stuff of nighmares. All that's lacking is a row of sharp, saliva dripping teeth like the aliens.

[DCKit]

4. Now I feel dirty. Thanks lunatica.

You can't see the teeth?