John McCain's Flying Circus!! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! (warning: spine tingling image)

[politicaholic]

In the movie of John McCain's life
he will be played by Dame Judy Dench.

Look who broke out the walker and took a stroll in Baghdad.

“They paralyzed the market when they came,” Mr. Faiyad said during an interview in his shop on Monday. “This was only for the media.”

He added, “This will not change anything.”

...excuse me sir, do you mean it will not change all of the "corner turning" going on over there? And how DARE you suggest that this was a media stunt, he's there to help! By walking. Walking and paralyzing the city...and of course spending millions of American tax dollars to show how the billions of tax dollars we've already spent would really justify us spending trillions of dollars.


Desert John in disguise. Make sure
You wear your bullet block...er...your
sun block senator.

Why the Blackhawks? Nobody gives a crap about you John.

““This area here is very dangerous,” continued Mr. Youssef, who lost his shop in the February attack (61 people were killed on Feb.12th at that very market). “They cannot secure it.”

...so, I don't quite get it. Why, after the walk, was the market described as:

"“like a normal outdoor market in Indiana in the summertime,” offered Representative Mike Pence, an Indiana Republican who was a member of the delegation.

...perhaps because they replaced the vendors with Wilford Brimley impersonators and all of the shoppers were ordered to either refer to each other as "Madge" or "Bill" or the soldiers would send out the word that they work as interpreters for the Americans.


Why don't you just take out his breast and
suckle on it John...man this is creepy!!!

So the campaign trail to stay the course starts on a lie...again.

"Abu Samer, a kitchenware and clothing wholesaler, scoffed: “He is just using this visit for publicity. He is just using it for himself. They’ll just take a photo of him at our market and they will just show it in the United States. He will win in America and we will have nothing.”

...except hope Mr. Samer, because by saying hurtful things like that, you're just aiding the terrorists, perhaps a vacation in Abu Graib might change your mind...what did you say? That's what I thought.



This article was inspired by: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/03/world/middleeast/03mccain.html?em&ex=1175832000&en=17f7010ff7075ed0&ei=5087%0A

[Warpy]

1. He's looking more and more like

the Emperor, isn't he?

[allalone]

2. hey, don't be dissing Dame Judi

she isn't ugly enough to play him. and btw, don't expect to see me at any Indiana markets. geez

[displacedtexan]

3. That was mean! (Keep reading)

Now I have to live with that hilarious McCain/Dench resemblance
for the rest of my freakin' life!

You owe me! Big time!

[politicaholic]

4. I'm so sorry, I know it was a cheap shot...

but in comedy eventually someone's gonna get hurt.


How could you not forgive a face like this...because you sure as hell wouldn't forgive my mug.

[displacedtexan]

5. All is forgiven. In fact...

I've bookmarked your McCain/Dench post for inclusion in
next week's DU Blog Box column.

Consider me a fan!

[politicaholic]

6. Thanks! Please check out my journal, lots more where that came from.

[Bozita]

7. That pic of McCain seeking forgiveness from his gawd says a lot!

McCain should rename his campaign bus.

[Richard Steele]

8. ...

[Bozita]

9. lmao ... that's really good!