These "Obama doesn't have a birth certificate" rumors are boring. Can we please get some new rumors?

[Bucky]

This thread is dedicated to finding a new, more engaging collection of ridiculous right wing Obama rumors.

1. Obama isn't just a secret foreigner, he's an alien. Those big ears aren't just big ears, they're surgically reconstructed martian antennae. :wow:

2. That Portuguese Water Dog is literally made of water. Iranian nuclear scientists made it out of nazi nuclear hard water experiments to spy on the Obamas and poison the White House Rose Garden with nuclear pee. :wow:

[walkaway]

1. I know it's stupid but I have had several people say it to me.

In fact they actually had the nerve to try to convince me it's true. They really believe it. I don't understand how people can feel free to say this stuff but are embarrassed to call themselves republicans.

[meegbear]

2. If you cough, fart and sneeze at the same time, you'll die.

[leftofcool]

3. New Rumor: Obama is really a white guy

He painted his skin with a black sharpie, so did Michelle, Malia, and Sasha

[get the red out]

4. He is really Arab

There are really more Arabs in Kenya than African people, really, the right says so. And his father was one of those facist, commie, African Arabs. So he is an Arab also, and once an Arab always a Muslim, even if he doesn't know it himself!!!!! :crazy:

[Cant trust em]

5. Most of these people probably haven't even seen their own birth certificate.

I've never seen mine. I could be from Botswana for all I know.

[Dappleganger]

6. Obama believes that our next best natural resource should be

dehydrated water.

/runs to do some day trading/

[undeterred]

7. Obama is building high speed rail from Disneyland to a Nevada whorehouse.

That's my favorite. But there's lots of other good ones here:

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/06/08/obama_myths/print.html

[dorkulon]

8. Obama is an android who was literally "created by Jews!"

[Fozzledick]

9. Rush Limbaugh is a eunuch!

Yeah, I know others have drawn other conclusions from observing his three failed, childless marriages, his corpulent physique, his lack of facial hair and his bizarre sexual obsessions, but I had a sudden epiphany when I first heard his cowardly attack on Chelsea Clinton:

THIS GUY'S GOT NO BALLS!!

After that all the details just seemed to fall into place.

[Initech]

10. Yeah seriously, that's the best they got?

I thought what they used to take down Clinton was pretty bad, this is just plain fuckin' stupid.