The Holocaust Museum shooting is actually a big hoax

[sniffa]

There's no direct evidence that this event happened and it is just a pretext to deprive American citizens of their 2nd Amendment rights not to mention painting all white people as racists, which is itself racist. Don't believe the hype.

Who's behind this elaborate hoax is a mystery but it most likely involves the ACLU and Nancy Pelosi (all three) given the motives for perpetuating this hoax.

[The Straight Story]

1. Like 9/11 here - there were no guns, no people, no museum

We were just told there were, and what we saw on tv was all cgi.

You should believe me, I have special powers and knowledge.... :rofl:

[KittyWampus]

13. No Moon landing, either.

[AzNick]

42. Actually... well, ok, tired of being called coocoo.

For some reason, people absolutely want to believe in the moon landing thing.

I tried to reason them, but they are completely irrational and will not even accept to watch the video where the three astronauts faked being half way to the moon while they were still in orbit.

I wonder if Obama will finally tell the truth on the 40th anniversary.

[armyowalgreens]

46. uhh you are coocoo.

Moon landing conspiracies are bullshit.

[AzNick]

49. I was actually TOLD the truth by several superiors in the military

All of different grades.

Consistently it was not "IF" we went to the moon, but why we lied and need to keep lying about it and that I lie as well about it.

[Toucano]

2. It sure does smell like the omnipotent Nancy's handiwork!

ROFL!

[sniffa]

4. What do you think her San Francisco Values were all about?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

47. Oh yes, Darth Nancy. Remember when she led the evil Democrats against that rag tag group of rebels-

the Republicans?

[shadowknows69]

3. Point? I must be missing it.

[konnichi wa]

6. There is no point.

:shrug:

[Binka]

43. Of Course Not Dear. Now Take Your Tricycle Outside & Come In For A Nap n/t

[WeDidIt]

8. Hint Follows In Body Of Response

:sarcasm:

[Occulus]

9. He's retooling the holocaust denier's spiel.

Sarcastically, of course.

It is what they have to say about it, though. The holocaust, I mean.

[sniffa]

10. I figured it appropriate since the guy was a denier.

[shadowknows69]

20. didn't realize that. Point made.

[sniffa]

26. ..

:)

[Occulus]

34. Oh, it certainly was. n/t

[sniffa]

35. Thanks

I always appreciate affirmation. :D

[madeline_con]

23. It's a shooting denial. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

5. Were any of us really there. I mean REALLY there. Really? n/t

[sniffa]

31. I think any alleged witnesses should be checked for their political ties

and contributions to their fake non-profits.

[Oregone]

7. Its a plot to repartition the Smithsonian Art Museum for Israeli Studies

In the far future, I will advocate for a two-studies solution.

[Saboburns]

11. Soros, ACORN, and Rev Wright

You know are all involved!!

[KittyWampus]

12. Great example of the mindset. I appreciate this thread greatly. It's so foreign.

I don't want to go there.

[Seen the light]

14. Von Brunn is a CIA agent. This was clearly a false-flag operation

Operation Northwoods man, check it out, it's all there.

[lunatica]

15. They're getting too predictable. N/T

[rockymountaindem]

16. I agree, nobody has really studied it thoroughly

And besides, all those witnesses they interviewed on the tube were clearly part of a big conspiracy of some kind :sarcasm:

[sniffa]

18. It could be the Illuminati or some other group

[rockymountaindem]

19. I was thinking more along the lines of The Jooooooz!!!11!1

I mean, first they fake the Holocaust, then they already have control of the US government so they use our tax dollars to make a museum about their hoax, to make people (especially kids) feel bad for them. That way, nobody will challenge their dominance because they're conditioned to see views as harmless victims. Then, they get people like this to mount fake attacks to gin up more sympathy and make the rest of us cower before their charges of anti-Semitism. Then, the man who "shot" up the place and the man who "died" all get to live out their days on whatever tropical island Elvis has been hiding out on. Why can't people figure it out???



The scary thing is that aside from the last sentence, that's the kind of thing whackos like von Braunn actually believe.

[sniffa]

21. They even went so far as to supply an alleged dead body to further their agenda

I think it's also a ploy to distract the American people from the fact the Jooz also run Hollywood.



Yeah, they're nutjobs. We have our own as well and I mock them as well.

[Texasgal]

27. LMAO!

I haven't seen the term JOOOOOOOOOZ!!!1!!! in a long time! :thumbsup:

[Behind the Aegis]

32. we all know what group it is!

(PS...I "got" your post. I just like using that pic. ;))

[Ellipsis]

17. Nice post Ahmadinejad.

[sniffa]

24. We don't have that problem in our country

[Ellipsis]

33. I kid... I kid

[BoneDaddy]

22. This has the liberal dominated media fingerprint all over it

I tell ya. Umm extreme sarcasm for the underintuitive or those who lack common sense.

[PVnRT]

25. Well played, sir

[Swamp Rat]

28. The Clenis did it!

[sniffa]

30. Hiya Swampy

:hi:

:)

[HughMoran]

29. Dam dem fuckin' libruls

:D

[pepperbear]

36. you've heard of "Big Oil" and "Big Pharma"? This the work of BIG JEW! n/t

[anigbrowl]

37. Ahem....

entertaining though this parody thread is, we could be mindful of the fact that someone died at this guy's hands today. A little bit of dignity for that person's family before we get our political digs in would be the sensitive thing to do. This thread will still be here tomorrow and the day after.

[sniffa]

48. What, too soon?

Carpe diem.

[mzmolly]

38. Jeff Dense?

IS that you?

[flvegan]

39. Jeb Bush is all up in my house with disease.

[TahitiNut]

40. Performance Art on DU

Something's missing. :shrug:

[intaglio]

41. Please remember Poe's Law

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe's+Law

I quote

Similar to Murphy's Law, Poe's Law concerns internet debates, particularly regarding religion or politics.

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

[Midlodemocrat]

44. I knew it was you even before I saw the user name.

:thumbsup:

[armyowalgreens]

45. A claim that is infallible is a weak one at best.

That is why this conspiracy bullshit is just that...bullshit.

Get back to me when you find evidence that supports 9/11 conspiracies, kennedy conspiracies, UFO conspiracies etc...