LOL! Bush vs. gonorrhea (sorry, graphic language)

[LizW]

Sam Seder is asking callers if they would rather have Bush for four more years or gonorrhea. A guy called in and said, "No question -- gonorrhea." Then he said, "Throw in Dick Cheney and I'll take anal warts, too!"

:rofl:

[htuttle]

1. "Bush -- Less popular than the clap."

[BOSSHOG]

4. and unwelcome in septic tanks, even the turds don't want him

[BOSSHOG]

2. bush has caused more deaths in the past 7 years

[madokie]

3. too funny

[AwakeAtLast]

5. Gonorrhea disappears after treatment

Bushies never seem to go away! :(

BTW, isn't Dick kinda like an anal wart?

Just sayin'

:hi:

[swimmernsecretsea]

9. Well, I suppose Dick Cheney

is like an anal wart, but be specific; looks or actions? I think actions is more accurate.

[mikelgb]

12. yes even an anal wart is prettier than dead-eye dick

[bdamomma]

6. I would choose Gonorrhea, it can be treated.

apparently bush does not want to be treated.

[Buzz Clik]

7. You apologized for "graphic language"

You violated no DU codes when you mentioned "Dick Cheney".

[The Count]

8. Gonorrhea is not lethal either....big advantage!

[Ghost in the Machine]

10. Tea, meet screen!

:rofl:

I think maybe I should make a banner or something with those two quotes... <engage creative thinking process>

[Chimichurri]

11. ROTFL!

Sam is hilarious!

[IronLionZion]

13. I wish we could get rid of Bush with antibiotics nt

[petunia.here]

14. Vanishing cream?

:shrug: