A Gay Antichrist from Sarah Palin's Hometown

[The Night Owl]

From New York Press...

A Gay Antichrist from Sarah Palin's Hometown
By: David Berke

While we have been getting some particularly gruesome information about a different Antichrist, a pastor from Sarah Palin's hometown has brought a new scoop on the humanity-consuming demon: he may be a homosexual. In Wasilla's folksy hometown paper The Frontiersman, Rob Hamman, pastor for the Independent Baptist Church of Wasilla, penned a column titled Will the Antichrist Be a Homosexual? He writes:

"Having seen what the Bible says of sodomy, we have no further to look than the book of Daniel, chapter 11 to find our answer. It says, 'Neither shall he (Antichrist) regard...the desire of women..." As I said at the onset, I am not the first to draw attention to this, but the verbiage is clear."

The "verbiage" is so clear that he doesn't even have to use brackets—oh, wait, never mind. He goes on to complain:

"Is it any wonder that Revelation 13 says that this same Antichrist will make war with the saints of the tribulation, and overcome them? Are they not now readying themselves to make it illegal to "offend" them in any way, calling it hatred to preach against their sin? Is it because they love us? The time is ripe for such a man."

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http://www.nypress.com/blog-4208-a-gay-antichrist-from-sarah-palins-hometown.html

[MineralMan]

1. Morons Abound!

[Vickers]

2. Well, DUH, everybody knows the Antichrist will be a fag!

:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

Seriously, every time a religious whacko starts going on about homosexuality, I feel like doing a little dir *.jpg /s on their hard drive and seeing what they have there...

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[Vickers]

7. You used your first post on DU for THAT???

Holy fucking shit...welcome to DU.

:rofl:

[YOY]

9. Notice the little "Sarcasm" signs...Vickers used a lot of them.

They mean that a poster is being sarcastic.

[Heidi]

3. Not only gay, but also maybe Jewish, according to some fundies.

Interesting how so many of them forget that Christ was a Jew.

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[predfan]

6. "gay Antichrist" is redundant in Baptist-speak.

[Stevenmarc]

8. Hell will be FABULOUS

[xchrom]

10. and you will be put to work stitching up drapes for eternity! nt

[YOY]

11. Like Liberace and Rupaul combined with a twist of Matt Lukas' Daffyn to boot.

All smelling of brimstone...and CK1.

[TlalocW]

13. The fundiest of fundy churches in Tulsa

Puts on a Hell House every Halloween, where you get to walk through a haunted house where the rooms show the various consequences of various types of sin (sin, of course, how they define it). Oftentimes, it's just another area of Hell where the sinners are suffering and crying out things like, "Oh, why did I choose to be gay?" while being faux-tortured by demons.

I so want to walk into the "gay hell room" and go in my best stereotypical lisp, "Oh, my gawd! Look at that window treatment! Thith ith hell for homoth!"

More than likely they would follow me through the rest of the house, preaching at me.

TlalocW

[juno jones]

12. I'm not sure ol' Ted Bundy had much concern

for the desire of women, other than to charm them into his car.

But you really couldn't call him homosexual or anything.

Stupid backwoods ignorant horseshit. One of my problems with christianity is the fact that it seems a good deal of their supplicants and preachers know less about the bible, it's verses, symbols and history, than most pagans of my aquaintance.

I guess that's why Newtie fears us.

Booga, booga, y'all.