Julia ROBERTS just SMEARED the Shrubs on Dave

[UTUSN]

She was talking about her Paul NEWMAN charity event, saying Yoyo MA was there, & Dave asked her whether (Bill) CLINTON was there.

She said oh-yes and Dave asked her if she had known him/them before & she said she had been to the WH two or more times and Dave asked for details, stumbling about a "tour or what" and she said, "Well, I didn't go to t.p. (toilet paper) the place: That would have been during the (Shrub) years!1"

Later she was trying to figure when it was and said, "Oh, God they (the Shrubs) were there for an EXHAUSTIVE time!1" Later she added, "Oh, I *shouldn't!1 They're at HOME now!1"

She's always hilarious with Dave, but I LUERVE her now!1

[babylonsister]

1. She's very cute, and just told a nice story about Hillary rescuing her

from behind the drapes. I could totally understand that (if (a) I had ever been invited to the WH and (b) been embarrassed by what I brought to wear).

[UTUSN]

2. Kicking because Greta is crapping on Dave n/t