Post You Favorite Pet Nicknames For Bush Here

[Joe Fields]

I used to call him "the presidick."

I used to ramble on about him in 30 minute and longer monologues and diatribes, until I had worked myself into a frenzy. But after six plus years of his never-ending string of criminal activities, which have left me exhausted with a severe case of sensory overload, all I can really manage to say, when I talk about our war criminal-in-chief, is "WHAT A FUCKING TOOL."

I've seen a lot of clever nicknames for the "tool," but I would like to get them all on one thread.

So, fire away boys and girls.

[ccpup]

1. Belzebush

[originalpckelly]

2. An-a-king Bushwalker.

[Gloria]

3. I call him "F*ckie"...lately, I've extended that name to everyone associated

with the Bush Administration AND talk radio!!

[Lex]

4. Smirky McCokespoon.

nt

[waiting for hope]

5. Asshat

I just can't get enough of this picture:



On edit: A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

[Lisa]

6. there was a wonderful one I first heard about here on DU -- "Whistleass"

It even starts with a W, too!

[ThatsMyBarack]

7. NOT *MY* PRESIDENT!!!!

Also:

Der Chimpler
Shrub
*
Chimpolini
Idiot Son
Dumbya
Dumbass

[CrazyOrangeCat]

8. Some clever person thought up . . .

"Chimpoleon"

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

9. His Imperial Tragedy n/t

[NightWatcher]

10. Per Mike Malloy....Guacamoron

Chimpy, PretzelHead, Los Bastardo in Casa Blanco, Shrub (Per Molly Ivins)

[B Calm]

Per Mike Malloy....PRESIDENT CHUCKLENUTS

[KansDem]

11. "His Royal Flatulence" (eom)

[Warpy]

12. For general use, Stupid

On special occasions, Spurious George

For disasters like the botched Katrina aftermath, Fuckwit

For foreign policy cockups, the little emperor

For domestic policy idiocy, the little tin Jesus in the White House.

There are more...

[FARAFIELD]

13. TIPSY MCDUMBASS

i heard one after Katrina when he was refered to as the "hesident"

[NanceGreggs]

14. PNACchio ...

Although I've always referred to him simply as The Idiot.

Funny, no one has ever said, "Exactly WHO are you talking about?" It's been kind of a given for six years now ...

[Joe Fields]

87. Apropos!

[scarletwoman]

15. "Whistle-ass" has to be my all-time favorite!

From an elderly Wisconsin woman a few years back who, upon her death, stipulated in her will that a large monetary contribution be made to whatever organizations might be most effective in defeating bush in the 2004 election.

sw

[n2doc]

16. I liked "Caesar Disgustus"

But most of the time I refer to him as "that motherf***er"

[mcking]

17. "That son of a bitch." And I mean it literally.

[Dude_CalmDown]

18. Fucktard - as below:

Or

[Joe Fields]

30. OMG! I haven't laughed this hard in days.

Crying, I'm laughing so hard.

[Dude_CalmDown]

40. Make your own:

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html

[Cabcere]

45. Oh, wow!

:D I am going to have so much fun with that...thanks for sharing! :hi:

In return, I offer this entertaining page that I found on the internets (not specifically Bush-related, but you can certainly include him - I know I have!):

http://www.shipbrook.com/onnotice/

:evilgrin:

[Dude_CalmDown]

53. This thing is Brilliant.

Holy shit - thanks so much. I'm going to be up all night doing these now.

[Cabcere]

58. Stuff like this

keeps us healthy & reasonably sane in these crazy times, I think. ;)

Oh, and because I'm totally immature:

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html?bs=BJ%21xjti%21J%21xfsf%21uijt%21cjh

[Joe Fields]

67. My infantile sense of humor thanks yours.

[Cabcere]

69. Glad I'm not the only one

who thought that picture was just SCREAMING for a "size" joke. :P Thanks.

Edited for decency. ;)

[Clark2008]

55. OMG!!! I remember Fresh Laundry!

She did an awesome Wes Clark tribute...

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/FLASH/

And I still had it saved!

[Joe Fields]

62. To borrow a phrase from a beer commercial..."Brilliant!"

[Joe Fields]

56. Thanks. I did.

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html?bs=0Dpnnboefs%21Qppqzqbout

[Dude_CalmDown]

60. That's good - in case you wanted it as a JPEG:

[waiting for hope]

84. LOL! I just spit my coffee -

My son has gotten into reading Captain Underpants - that really should be Commander Pippy Pee Pee Poopypants!

[notadmblnd]

19. pretzledent

nt

[CelticWinter]

20. I get a big chuckle when I see him referred to as

Little Lord PissyPants :rofl:

[kedrys]

21. That fat little drunken frat bitch from Connecticut

With apologies to people of size, drunks, fraternity members, bitches and Connecticuts everywhere.

[eShirl]

22. the Bumbling Dumbass

[Sydnie]

23. blivet** n/t

[SidDithers]

I go with Homer's "Commander Cuckoobananas"..nt

Sid

[riverwalker]

24. Commander Coo-Coo Bananas

from the Simpsons.

[SidDithers]

25. Jinx :)...

Sid

[Dude_CalmDown]

26. I also like Dumbshit Decider:

[ChiciB1]

27. I Called Him El-Smirkle-Roy & His Side Kick "The Dick" SNARLY!

Used hold up signs during campaigns saying "Give Smirk & Snarl THE BOOT!"

Now I just call him THE IDIOT, but many many more names when not in public! They're all just a bunch of CORRUPT F--KERS!!

I have thoughts of really really bad karma directed at them ALL!

[TheCowsCameHome]

28. Bush Lite

[rurallib]

29. "Shrub" from Molly Ivins. My variation "Shrubeenie"

[MaineYooper]

31. Little Boots or Dim Son

The Caligula reference is so appropriate on most days, but Dim Son is more directly descriptive.

[maggiegault]

32. *, Lord PissyPants, AWOL

[Tinksrival]

76. Here is the pic that goes with that one!

[ClusterFreak]

Liar McWarpig!!

[Jeremiah]

33. Rat

[Cabcere]

37. Hey, welcome to DU, Jeremiah!

:hi:

[Swamp Rat]

47. Watch it bud!

Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Raine]

34. the morAn

or chimp are what I usually call him but sometimes I'll go with asshole. :D

[Dinger]

35. I NEVER Refer To him as "bu$h", or "President", But

monkey Works For Me. In my day to day conversations, I regularly refer to him as "that monkey in the White House."

[Cabcere]

36. Oh, this is a fun thread!

}( Here are a few of my favorites...

- Chimpy McFlightSuit (first came across this one @ Crooks & Liars; thought it was pretty funny/accurate and shared it w/my parents and now they call him that, too!) :P
- Bastard
- F*cktard (when I'm REALLY angry with him; "f*ckwit," "f*cknuts," etc. also are popular choices)
- Douchewad (or simply the classic and not-quite-as-gross-sounding "douchebag")
- Ass(hole/wipe/clown/bastard)
- Smirking Chimp
- Chimperor
- Li'l Georgie-boy
- Shitweasel (I can't remember the name of the DUer who came up with this one, but it is brilliant! :))
- Shetbag (who I'd like to betchslap) :P
- Scumbag

...and many, many more. :evilgrin:

[Neshanic]

38. "Magical Monkey King"

[cureautismnow]

39. Bunnypants

There are 177 and counting at the link below.

http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/index.php/Nicknames_for_George_W._Bush

[Patsy Stone]

41. The Boy King

The Idiot
Fucking Moron

[JTG of the PRB]

42. Commander-in-Chimp

Along with Blasty McBombsalot, Shooter McNationbomber, and The Earl... because he likes sandwiches.

Okay, that last one's not real.

[Joe Fields]

43. I needed a good laugh. Many of these I've seen in various threads.....

some I haven't heard before. I love them all. Thank you everyone, and I hope there are more to come.

[Hamlette]

44. President Bombs-A-Lot (from Jon Stewart) n/t

[JTG of the PRB]

46. Oh! I forgot one!

The Decider.

Though, that's technically a nickname he gave himself, so I'm not sure if it counts.

[Swamp Rat]

48. Bushler

[SalmonChantedEvening]

49. President LePetomaine

'we've got to protect our phony baloney jobs! harrumph!'

:D

[Joe Fields]

57. OMG! A rare Blazing Saddles reference! My favorite comedy.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

78. Give the President an Harumph!

Same here Joe! :bounce:

[Joe Fields]

85. Harumph, harumph, harumph, harumph, harumph!

[lonestarnot]

50. bishitler doesn't rate a nickname.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

51. Boy Clusterfuck

Georgie McJeebus, El Pretzeldente

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html?bs=DIfjm%21up%21uif%21Difofz%22

[JTG of the PRB]

54. Oooh...

El Pretzledente... I'm gonna use that one.

[Cabcere]

61. Nice.

And that picture reminds me of "My Fellow Americans" - the made-up words to "Hail to the Chief" part:

"Hail to the Chief, if you don't I'll have to kill you. I am the Chief, so you'd better watch your step, you bastards..." :rofl:

[Clark2008]

52. Dictator-Tot

My new favorite. :7

[Cabcere]

63. That is a good one.

:D

[IDemo]

59. The Prezisn't

[Initech]

64. I've been referring to him as "The Resident" lately.

Just drop the P. In fact, drop the whole fucking thing already!

[B Calm]

65. Resident Bush

[bullwinkle428]

66. How's about "Drinky McDumbass"?

Courtesty of Bill Maher...

[Auggie]

68. Little Hitler

[Joe Fields]

70. George of the Bungle

[Cabcere]

71. Excellent!

:spray: :thumbsup: I approve.

[peekaloo]

72. ll Douche

[JanMichael]

73. Sniveling Fuckwit

Because he and his minions are.

[Snap]

74. Commander Bunnypants

That's my favorite since I heard over the din of our local cafe "Haw haw haw, who said that? Commander Bunnypants?" It was an old dairy farmer which made it really nice.

[Kurovski]

75. Years ago a DUer called him "Buckeroo Bonehead."

I enjoyed that.

[mudesi]

77. Chimpler (nm)

[RebelOne]

79. Too many to even write down and none are flattering. n/t

[Hekate]

80. My polite names for * are: Buck Naked Emperor; Baby Caligula; Bush the Lesser

What a piece of work.

Hakate

[Ganja Ninja]

81. "Bushler"

[Saphire]

82. Homer Simpson said it best....comander coo-coo bananas.

[MiniMe]

83. The Chimperor

[catgirl]

86. Chimpy