"Fox And Friends" has inspired me to do some anti-Obama internet marketing

[Syrinx]

I support President Obama. But watching a few minutes of "Fox And Friends" has convinced me that the idiots who watch this stuff regularly will buy anything if it is racist, sexist, or just downright stupid.

So, I am going to launch an email marketing campaign that sells racist, sexist, and stupid stuff. It's going to be some vile material. Really, really nasty. And stupid.

By this time tomorrow, I expect to very wealthy.

:thumbsup:

[Smith_3]

1. Basic capitalism. Profit trumps ideology.

[Syrinx]

4. you betcha!

[grannie4peace]

2. but, how will you live with yourself?

:silly:

[Syrinx]

3. with caviar!

:)

[grannie4peace]

6. never wanted to taste that!!!!

:eyes:

[Buzz Clik]

5. Sadly, you don't have to be a rightwing, Fox Noise moron to to peddle anti-Obama misinformation.

Why Scahill has decided to abandon his incredible talent and start this is unknown to me. But on http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5772968&mesg_id=5772976">this DU thread, Scahill's scathing rebuke of Obama was found to be based solely on his faulty opinion and was demonstrated to be wrong by the DoD reports he cited.

Anyway, I digress. Good luck on marketing your hate. Phony or not, there will be plenty of buyers.

[tavalon]

7. Tempting isn't it?

I once had this kick ass (or so I thought) idea to market a clock that had Jesus on the cross and when the clock struck one, you would hear a hammer sound and then a scream and so on and so on. I thought it was hilarious and I wanted to sell it on the 700 club. I knew they would be stupid enough to think it was cool instead of absurd. I told a friend of mine about it and he convinced me that it wasn't nice to goof on the Christians no matter how gullible they are. He's Muslim.

I gave up my grand scheme and have left the poor Christians alone. I think you're heading down the same path. Just because they're easy to fleece doesn't make it right. But it is tempting.

[OneGrassRoot]

8. Duers are so clever, SURELY something could be created.....

that appeals to The Others, yet to the rest of the world is an obvious slam and statement of truth.

Kinda like Colbert: he disses them and they don't even know it. They love him.

:)

[Lint Head]

9. Excellent idea. Then take part of your profits and give to

progressive causes and charities as a tax write off. :dem:

[Syrinx]

10. There is at least one DU'er that took this post seriously

I know nothing about marketing. I was just making a joke.

Now, I would prefer, that DUer leave me alone.