Who remembers the name of the guy the GOP used as a speech coach?

[BikeWriter]

He was supposedly teaching them how to frame their discussions to be most effective.

[kenny blankenship]

1. Frank Luntz

he was their go to guy after Joseph Goebbels passed on.

[BikeWriter]

3. Aha! That sounds like the one I was looking for, Thank you.

I knew someone here would know it. :)

[ColbertWatcher]

2. Luntz?

http://www.wikiality.com/Frank_Luntz

[Bok_Tukalo]

4. Don't know if you are a Penn and Teller fan but ....

Profanity warning:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViYI1BkhyRk

[Javaman]

5. probably the same guy that helped moron*...

Javaman (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-09-07 04:04 PM

18. morons* new speech coach gives him a few pointers...

coach: okay mr. p. try this...

moron*: mr. p? heh heh heh, I like that. Pee pee, heh heh heh...

The coach coughs.

coach: right. Anywho, now when you say, I am full of resolve and plan to support the surge, give the idea that you mean it, okay?

moron*: mean it? Hmmm, okay, I'll do my best.

moron* licks his lips.

moron: I am full of...

coach: wait, you licked your lips...

moron*: no I didn't

coach: yes you did...

moron*: are you going to argue with mr. p? heh heh heh...

coach: ah hmm, okay try again...

moron* licks his lips again.

moron*: I am full of....

coach: there you go again!

moron*: what?

coach: you licked your lips!

moron*: so what if I licked my fucking lips!

coach: it will be perceived as insincerity.

moron*: what the fuck are you talking about??

coach: studies have show that people who lick their lips prior to a speech mean they don't believe what they are saying...

moron*: So I can't lick my lips because some egghead with a high forehead says I'm, me, mr. p! is insincere??? Well fuck him!

coach: remember, you are trying to improve your image and project sincerity...

moron*: christ in a hand basket, argg, okay.

coach: thank you, now try again.

moron* pauses for a moment, the tip of his tongue poised just below his upper lip. Beads of sweat form oh his brow. His mouth quivers. Finally, he licks his lips.

Moron*: damn shit piss!!! I can't do it. I'm sincere and stuff damn it! I mean, I feel bad when bodies come home, regardless if I go to their funerals or not! And those Iraqi twits, yeah, I gave to order to bomb them back to the stone age, but I still feel something for them! but this licking of the lips shit, what the fuck is with that. sigh...

morons* assistant comes in.

assistant: mr. president the first lady wants to chat with you.

moron* rolls his eyes, sure let her in.

pickles: georgie, I just wanted to tell you that I know you work hard and I appreciate and love you.

moron* looks back at her, his eye begins to twitch, finally out shoots his tongue and he licks his lips.

moron*: I love you to.