Spirtual Safety Tip

[IChing]

I thought it was a satire site but it is not, if you want a good chuckle checkout other parts of their site.
They have a creation science education section and biographies of their staff.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

This site also wants to shut down
one of my favorite church sites. (satire)
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

[panader0]

1. I'm an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac

I lay awake at night and wonder if there really is a dog.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. Woody, is that you?

[helderheid]

2. Who took that picture of my husband on Sunday morning?!

:evilgrin:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

3. These guys make atheists sound like sexual predators.........

"AVOID TALKING TO THEM!" and "Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches".

Its pretty sad that some ministries have to unfairly paint folks with other beliefs than their own. I realize this is anecdotal, but I know several atheists and I can't think of a single one that I would classify as a grouch! Misinforming children is a horrible thing, no matter what the justification.

[kiahzero]

4. I'm pretty sure they are in fact a satire site.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Ministries

[Kurovski]

5. It's so freaking hard to tell these days,

what, with God in the White House and all.

[yardwork]

7. They seem to be a clearinghouse for the most absurd Christian products and messages

I guess they figure that the absurdity of these products and messages speak for themselves. A lot of the stuff on the site actually exists though, and is promoted by Christian groups.

[Cabcere]

8. I would hope so.

Thanks for the link. :hi:

[Cabcere]

6. So, atheists...

...apparently resemble upright, levitating, coffee-drinking, bathrobe-wearing vetriloquist goats. :shrug: Who knew? Guess that makes them easier for the kids to recognize & avoid, though...

[InternalDialogue]

9. I'd love to turn over all the atheists in my area.

But upon second look, judging from the photo of the goat (?) in the ad, it looks like crotchety Mr. Gruff had a great time last night. I want to be like him!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

11. "Friggin' little Christians, GET OFF MY LAWN!"

Hrumph.