Assault with an embarrassing weapon....

[Bigmack]

Jeezus.... this whole story is embarrassing..... what next?.... slapfight?

"A fight at a University of Washington fraternity house early Monday morning ended after one man pulled a butter knife on another man and choked him, according to police.

Police did not immediately find the man said to have started the fight. At least one witness said the fight was more of a wrestling match.

...... the suspect, a 25-year-old, had come downstairs, called the victim names and was trying to fight. They allegedly pushed each other and got into an argument.

The victim told police the suspect grabbed a butter knife, but he "dropped the knife before the two went hands on," according to a Seattle police report."

http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/archives/169634.asp?source=pimail

[NYC_SKP]

1. Attempted buttering, sounds like.

Serious stuff, buttering up.

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[Mari333]

2. omg a butter knife

bet the other guy was TOAST after that.

[tridim]

3. Why is a 25-year-old allowed in a frat?

[Sal Minella]

4. Salt and buttery. Terrible.