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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 09:33 PM
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crap! I missed the national day of prayer. Now I have to wait another year
Hope nothing happens that needs my praying til next May.
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Towlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 09:35 PM
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1. It was a denial of service attack against God. His server probably froze up.
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 09:38 PM
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2. Didn't you Tivo it?
If it makes you feel any better, God's lines were probably all busy, what with everyone calling at once.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 09:38 PM
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3. Bless you my child
And don't sweat it, I got your back.

Best,

Mary
Mother of God
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rwheeler31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 09:42 PM
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4. OOOmmmm
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konnichi wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 09:46 PM
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5. It isn't midnight here yet. For the phenomenal sum of $10 I will relay your
renunciation desideratum directly to HEHAW* via my leased teletype circuit!

* HE Hears All Wishes
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