okay, this mustard thing got me thinking.

[Soylent Brice]

Obama puts mustard on a burger and he's a frenchie loving socialist, anti american non ketchup eating blah blah blah.

clinton eats mcdonalds and he's fat, out of shape, blah blah blah.

bush lies us into an illegal war, tortures, commits war crime after war crime, yet...

the same fuckers complaining about burgers, mustard, fast food consumption, are the same fuckers that called us unpatriotic for not supporting the war.


:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[tekisui]

1. I haven't heard of this mustard bullshit.

Not sure I want to. Jeebus, don't we have important things to discuss?

[walldude]

13. Hannity was out of things to bitch about so today it was Obama put mustard

on a hamburger. PouponGate!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. That Hannity fella will Poupon anything.

:)

[Lex]

2. They used to hate ketchup too, back when Kerry ran.

They can't keep their stories straight about what they hate.

[tblue37]

21. I think they hated Kerry for putting Swiss cheese on his Philadelphia

steak sandwich.

[Ilsa]

3. Let's "Murphy Brown" Hannity. Let's all send little packets of mustard to him. nt

[medeak]

5. LOL great idea! n/t

[alarimer]

4. At one Texas hamburger chain (Whataburger) they put only mustard on their burgers.

I think this is actually common in Texas (but I always out ketchup on as well).

So I guess Texans (or at least Whataburger) are anti-American too.

[unc70]

6. Mustard, ketchup/catsup are OK. Mayo should be avoided.

Check out the calories of mayo versus any of the others. Prudent "dining" would hold the mayo.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. Oh, BITE YOUR TONGUE!

Mayonnaise on a cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, onions - heaven. An American classic.

So, when did you decide you hated America, hmmmm?

[unc70]

23. But mayo is the most French of all!

Check out its history. Cover up the spoiled meat.

Mostly avoid because it nearly doubles calories for a burger.

Save the mayo for a good tomato sandwich, maybe a banana sandwich. Dukes mayo.

[Beetwasher]

19. Fuck That

I like mine w/ ketchup, mustrd, mayo, BBQ sauce, hot sauce, chili cheddar, fried onions etc.

Load that fucker up W/ everything and wash it down W/ cold brews and fried shit.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. They do it in Mississippi, too..........

I was in a little restaurant in a tiny town in Mississippi once, sitting at the counter, ordered a burger and fries.

Got the burger with mustard on it. I started to say something to the waitress when I saw a picture of George Wallace - yes, the Alabama governor - on the wall behind her.

I shut up and at it. It wasn't that bad.

No, mustard on a burger sucks.............

[EOTE]

27. That's the delicious irony of their ridiculous complaint.

I consider myself to be a bit of a burger connoisseur, but I like my burgers a multitude of ways. The funny thing about Hannity et el slamming Obama for his choice of condiments is that in Texas, burgers with ketchup and mayo are considered to be effete and are referred to as "Yankee burgers". There and in other places, real men eat their burgers with mustard and mustard only. Of course, I have a feeling if he ordered his burger with ketchup and mayo, they'd have been whining just as hard.

[Beetwasher]

7. Honestly, We Should Be Supportive And Encouraging These Idiotic Attacks

The ridicule is that self evident and immediate. I hope they keep up this inane idiocy until they are all thoroughly extinct or at least discredited to the point of abject irrelevance.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

11. Plus, their antics don't just entertain us,

but they keep Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow happy, too.....................

[Beetwasher]

17. And Holy Crap I've Never Been So Entertained

Their flailing incompetence could be the greatest, funniest reality show ever.

[customerserviceguy]

8. I'm for freedom of condiments

I put Kraft American Cheese (the powdered stuff) on my pasta, as well as grated Parmesan. Drives my lady nuts, but I learned to do that as a small child, and I like it that way.

I do think she'd kick me out if I put ketchup on eggs, but I assured her before I moved in that for me, it's salt and pepper only!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. That orange stuff on pasta

makes it macaroni and cheese.

This Italian-American forgives you.

Wait.

Are you talking about macaroni with sauce?

[customerserviceguy]

20. Hey, I know it's not authentic Italian

but I have to go to one of the really wonderful Italian restaurants in my area for that, and I wouldn't dream of doing that there.

It's just to cover up either sauce from a jar, or maybe my own home-brewed marinara creation.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

22. Honey,

please let me help you. You don't have to go through life doing this. There are other ways. That orange powder on spaghetti with sauce is Satan's way of getting a grasp on your soul. Don't let it happen.

I can help. There are ways.

I can show you how to make a sauce - even with bottled - that will make you drool, I guarantee it. It's easy, too.

For now, all I can do is pray for you..............................

[customerserviceguy]

25. OK, but I like it!

It's sort of like the difference between home cooking (that you want to be comfort food, and let's face it, eating the way you did as a little kid is comforting) and eating out at a nice restaurant where you want everything to be at the top of it's game. Otherwise, why spend the money on going out?

My lady and I are headed off to a nice Italian restaurant down the shore in Jersey to have a meal this weekend with her sister and brother-in-law, and I guarantee not to even mention the orange powder! My lady and I don't let her family know everything that goes on behind our closed front door!

[IADEMO2004]

14. The hot dog & cheese burger codes of Harry Callahan and Jimmy Buffett

are more like " guidelines" than actual rules.

[underpants]

15. Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.

Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.
Homer: The evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?

[Soylent Brice]

18. CLASSIC.

[Broken_Hero]

24. Damn, what episode was that from?

do you recall the name of the episode, or what season it was, I can't believe I can't place that snippet.

[olegramps]

26. I would gladly Poupon Hannity's hamburger.

[cpompilo]

28. They're inventing Condiment Wars to go alng with their

Culture Wars. They are obviously out of ideas.