Hannity attacks Obama for putting mustard on his hamburger ... NOT A JOKE!

[11 Bravo]

This is how fucking lame Hannity and the rest of the wingnut shitstains have become.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/07/hannity-attacks-obama-for_n_198851.html

Even for a guy who's just a haircut and an enema from disappearing completely, this is weak.

[Initech]

1. I put mustard on my burgers too.

Cant stand mayo or the shit that is referred to as "special sauce". :puke:

[dionysus]

15. oh man, special sauce is basically thousand island dressing, it goes great on a cheesesteak, believe

it or not...

[Initech]

78. This is true.

I tried it in Philly last year, quite tasty. But seriously I'd prefer to save the 32gs of fat that comes with the spread and go with non fat spicy deli-style mustard. That beats special sauce or mayo any day of the week.

[dionysus]

81. for burgers... i'm with ya. but since i only get a cheesesteak once evry few months,all bets are off

when i have one of those!

[Sequoia]

97. I put mustard on the meat side, mayo on the top so the lettuce sticks better.

I do not like ketchup on it or hotdogs either. Besides, there's so many varieties of mustard but ketchup is just plain ketchup, or catsup. Hannity is really stupid if that's all he can come up with. Maybe Obama is just too perfect for the likes of that slug.

[LakeSamish706]

2. What the hell is wrong with mustard on your burger? I do as well. So screw Hannity! n/t

[dionysus]

5. aren't both mustard and ketchup standard on a burger, or am i mistaken?

:shrug:

[sabbat hunter]

13. depends on where you live

in the NE i think mainly it is ketchup, but elsewhere it is both


Here is an example, in McD's in the NYC metro area it is ketchup only, but if you go down south, they put on both.

[dionysus]

14. i want to say in maine where i grew up mcd's put em both on...

[Posteritatis]

58. That's the case around here (nt)

[tsuki]

22. According to Hannity, the President wanted one of those Frenchified

mustards. Not real man mustard.

This from a guy who gets his paycheck from the Saudis.

[Pirate Smile]

33. You have to be an Elitist/Mr Fancy Pants to use dijon/Grey Poupon mustard - it's a "Hannity Fact"

I guess :shrug:

[Mike Daniels]

64. Christ, even most "dive" bars carry some sort of dark mustard

Hannity proves he's more out of touch with real life than he could ever hope to make Obama out to be.

That said, I find dark mustard to be a better condiment for burgers while yellow mustard goes better with your standard ball park hot dog.

[tsuki]

77. I like my Creole mustard. It is only semi-Frenchified. nt

[Contrary1]

51. Until Palin, Hasselbeck, and Prejean weigh in on this important matter, the jury's still out. n/t

[Kalyke]

3. Mustard tastes better and is far more healthy for you than mayo.

That's why I call him Sean Insannity.

[Ohio Joe]

28. MAYO???? Only a commie would use mayo!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Kalyke]

45. LOL... I think that's Mao.

:D

[monmouth]

4. I just left a note on HuffPo...Hannity is an appetite destroyer and an a$$....n/t

[walldude]

6. It's.. It's.. PouponGate!

Investigations are required! Call in a Special Prosecutor! Impeachment is on the table!

[lumpy]

96. LOL... you made my first laugh of the day. PouponGate!

Thanks

[JonLP24]

7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow. That is normal behavior, I request no mayonaise and no onions. I'm sure people always make special requests when it comes to Burgers. Good god.

[notadmblnd]

8. grasping at straws

it's mustard for gawd's sake, not caviar.

[rcrush]

9. McDonalds puts mustard on my burger

I dont get it?

[Hubert Flottz]

10. I had Hannity pegged as more of an expert on the weenie...

[CatWoman]

11. that was really fucking stupid

slow night, Hannity? :eyes:

BTW -- I, for one, detest ketchup.

[Gemini Cat]

67. Ha! GMTA

I was going to write the same thing.

[Sabriel]

12. He's still stuck on those old Grey Poupon commercials

I guess mustard will always be an elitist condiment to him.

(Pssst, Sean! Sometimes I sprinkle my burger with French sea salt!)

[11 Bravo]

16. You can still find French sea salt? I thought O'Reilly said that after his boycott of France ...

all French exports, and in fact the entire French economy, ceased to exist.

[kentuck]

17. Leos like mustard.

:-)

[lpbk2713]

18. What more proof do you need that Obama's a tairist?

:sarcasm:

OMFG


If there was ever any doubt, these RW Media Hatemongers are clearly beyond ludicrous now.

[sinkingfeeling]

19. Oh the evilness of a Dijon mustard!!

[JohnnyLib2]

20. Lovin' it. Just lovin the irrelevancy.

:rofl:

[Political Tiger]

21. Time for Mustard Day protests!

Instead of hanging teabags from their hats they can hang little packets of mustard! lol

[pipi_k]

23. Give me all of it

I haven't had a real hamburger in almost three years, but when I did, I had mustard, ketchup, relish, mayo. onions, and pickles and cheese if they were available.

Just pile that stuff right on there... :7






I still put all that stuff on my soyburgers though

[no limit]

24. Holy Shit! And I actually voted for that elitist?

[KatyMan]

25. In Texas

Mustard only is sort of the standard, as anyone who's ever been to Whataburger will tell you (and if you haven't been to Whataburger, or don't have one near you, you have my sympathies).

[tammywammy]

52. I prefer mayo on my hamburger UNLESS it's Whataburger

mmm....Whataburger. :)

[HillWilliam]

55. OMG! It doesn't matter how long my feet have touched the dirt

I'm not "in" Texas until I've had a Whataburger and a Dr Pepper. It doesn't get any more Texas than that. Til then I ain't raht.

Whataburger's da bomb.

[Ron Green]

61. Whataburger! Perhaps the only thing I really miss about Texas (other than my kids)

[Ilsa]

74. Yes! Whataburger! They raise their own beef, but I don't eat red meat

any more, and I eat almost no chicken, too. Whataburger raises their own beef and uses a seasoning they concocted for only their burgers. They are still family-owned, last time I checked.

[KatyMan]

76. they are still family owned.

I didn't know they raised their own beef, that's good to know.
My favorite time of year is when it's Patty Melt time :) Last year we got cheated because of the hurricane and them not being able to get the sauce for it :(

[onehandle]

26. I hear that Obama bathes regularly and resists farting around others.

More proof that Obama is an out of touch elitist.

[LynneSin]

27. I heard Obama bathes in mustard and resists farting because they smell like Grey Poupon

:hide:

[peekaloo]

95. arugula/ latte fart combos are the worst! nt

[Political Heretic]

29. Is that not normal? Don't most burgers come with mustard?

I have mustard on my burgers whenever we grill.

[montanto]

30. Mustard on your burger is the first thing

they taught us at commie school though, which apparently the secret has gotten out.

[madmom]

31. hannity said plain old ketchup wasn't good enough or something like that. That's because

ketchup is the repug condiment, remember reagun? Mustard is for the snobby liberals because it is healthier

[Sebastian Doyle]

Hannity is using ketchup again?

I thought he was still boycotting it because he thought Heinz was bankrolling Kerry's campaign in 2004. (which turned out to be absolute bullshit, of course, but when has that ever stopped Hannity? )

[JonLP24]

36. Unless it's Heinz of course

But then he would still be accused of elitism.

[mainer]

44. The original burger did not have ketchup.

At least that's what it said on the Travel Channel. It was invented in the early 1900's, I think in New Haven, and the family that still owns and operates the place REFUSES to put ketchup on their burgers because it's not traditional.

So much for those "traditional" Republicans.

UPdate: Found the site about the restaurant:

http://www.louislunch.com/

[DearAbby]

63. There wasn't any Ketchup there...

the Communist joint only had "Catsup" didn't you hear Joe? I am really decedent, I put both catsup and mustard, with lettuce,pickles and tomatoes..hold the onion.

[Ganja Ninja]

32. The man can't even order a burger his way without an asshat like

Hannity complaining. :banghead:

[leftynyc]

34. Ketchup was invented to

cover up the taste of bad food. I never have it in the house. Mustard, in its many varieties, is best on burgers.

[JuniperLea]

35. People who care about themselves eat mustard instead of mayo...

or other high fat and high cholesterol condiments.

Hannity needs to crawl out of his hole and pay attention once in a while. If it weren't for big business, the 21% remaining wouldn't be enough of a target for advertising.

[Orsino]

37. It'll probably turn out to be French's mustard. n/t

[backscatter712]

38. Wow. Slanthead's really running out of material!

That's dipping from the bottom of the barrel!

[Dappleganger]

39. Sean Hannity is nothing more than a political stalker

He should be sent to jail and forced to eat raw burgers with Grey Poupon for the next 10 years.

[dustbunnie]

42. Add onion and egg, and that's basically the recipe for steak tartare.

Way too delicious and elitist a dish! :D

[Skarbrowe]

40. There was this B.C. comic years ago that showed two buzzards

standing over a carcass (hidden from view) and one of them says "eewwweeee!"

"Thank god for ketchup!"

:)

Personally, I eat my cheeseburgers with everything but mustard. Woooweeee for me!

[MUAD_DIB]

41. I'll bet that Hannity is trying to regerence mustard as the "ethnic" food.

Perhaps a lil racism there.

[Hugin]

43. Is he going to volunteer to eat a mustardless hamburger to make a point?

Must miss TeeVee.

[EFerrari]

46. Wait till he finds out about Reese's.

[BoneDaddy]

47. mustard, ketchup and mayo

special sauce a-hole

[JerseygirlCT]

48. Too funny. The real question to judge someone by:

are they fool enough to put ketchup on a hot dog?

[B3Nut]

69. I am. Though chili and onions are better on a hotdog

As a general rule, I can't stand mustard. It just never sat right with me. That said, someone made a cocktail-wiener sauce with one part yellow mustard and one part grape jelly that tasted nothing like its components...it was actually really good. Just goes to show I guess...

Todd in Cheesecurdistan

[JerseygirlCT]

79. Well, yellow mustard is sort of nasty, anyway.

You want the good stuff - brown and spicy.

And yellow mustard and grape jelly sounds just awful! I'll take your word for it though that the whole is better than the sum of its parts!

[Mike Daniels]

98. Perhaps, but dark mustard is wasted on a standard hot dog

since you're not really dealing with a premium hunk of meat.

Now, half-smokes, Italian sausage, etc...that's dark mustard territory all the way.

[Contrary1]

49. Tastes better than that crow Hannity's been chomping on....

By the way, what date has he set for his waterboarding for charity stunt?

Ass.

[Enrique]

50. Obama doesn't even like mustard

he said to Biden before going in, let's prove how predictable the RW morons are, I'll order dijon mustard on my burger and I'll bet you $20.00 Sean Hannity will make a big deal out of it within 24 hrs.

[tammywammy]

53. The funny thing, that new Air Force One special that NatGeo did a few months ago on tv

it was right before the inauguration.

Well, the show was very interesting, and obviously focused more on Bush's trips. Anywho, at the end, it showed them picking up Obama for his final trip from Chicago to DC. Obama got on the plane and met everyone and then the one guy asked him if he wanted something to eat. Obama ordered a cheese burger and said something about "do you have any of that dijon mustard?"

So it's not like it's some secret that Obama prefers Dijon mustard, Hannity should watch that Air Force One show the next time NatGeo shows it.

[Lerkfish]

54. I guess that makes me a communist, as well, since I always put mustard on my burger

but if nothing else, this shows how they got really nothing on the guy.

[Postman]

56. Was it FRENCH's mustard? FRENCH !! FRENCH !! FRENCH !!!!

[suegeo]

57. Hannity is the Gaelic term for No Talent.

But I bet you already knew that.

[11 Bravo]

60. He is also an anagram for "ninny as hate".

Seems kind of fitting.

[Marr]

59. I used to play a game each day with my radio.

The only thing I could pick up between home and the university was right-wing talk, and a news channel. In the morning, I'd listen for news of what Clinton was doing that day, and try to guess how Limbaugh would see it as proof of his evil nature.

In the afternoon, I'd check my answers on the drive home. I quickly learned that *nothing* was too trivial to be used in this way. It didn't matter *what* that guy did-- if he helped a kid paint an easter egg, it was an indictment of "the left". If he said, "hi" instead of "hello", it was an indictment of the "the left".

This mustard thing is giving me deja vu.

[guitar man]

62. Of course it's a joke

Everything that comes out of that sick bastard's mouth is a joke, unfunny, but a joke nonetheless. He's a joke and so are his followers. He's got nothing, except the same old tired intellectually bankrupt bullshit he's been pushing for years.

[underpants]

87. maybe he is just upset that Obama didn't get a vegetable on his burger

you know, the Reagan administration said that ketchup was a vegetable (for school lunches)

[suede1]

65. And he had his with that fancy "bun" the big city people use. Talk about elitist.

[Puzzler]

66. And, if he didn't put mustard on his burger...

... he would have also been slammed.

[BeeBee]

68. I don't like yellow mustard. If I eat mustard it is always Dijon. n/t

[sakabatou]

70. I put mustard on my burgers too

You're so LAME Hannity.

[JanMichael]

71. OMG, President Obama eats MEAT?

Damnit...voted for the clown too....

[MattBaggins]

72. It is now official

Sean Insanity is the biggest fracking idiot on TV. There are not enough boxes or rocks in the entire world to equal his level of dumb.

[gratuitous]

73. Laugh it up, you libruls

But Tweety alerted us first to the danger of the Man Called Obama during the general election when the future president ordered orange juice with his breakfast instead of coffee. For those of us tuned in to reality, as opposed to Librul La-La Land, it was all we needed to know about the man. But for the denser citizens of the United States, Sean Hannity has provided us the invaluable evidence, confirming every dark suspicion: Mustard on a hamburger. All that's missing is an ominous discordant blast from a pipe organ and "Toccata and Fugue in D minor". Those of us "in the know" know exactly what's coming next.

Wake up, America! PH34R!

[Danger Mouse]

75. I love mustard in all its forms.

Honey mustard, whole grain mustard, spicy mustard, sweet and hot mustard, yellow mustard, all kinds!

[Budgies Revenge]

80. jesus christ on a cheeseburger....

I used to work at one of the most popular burger joints in Athens--well-known Georgia repubs and dems frequented--and the only type of mustard that was offered was dijon. So I guess we were all part of the commie pinko burger conspiracy....

[TheCentepedeShoes]

82. For me it's

Mayo on the burger
Mustard on the fries
Cole slaw on the hot dog
Ketchup on the meat loaf

[underpants]

83. What happened to the beer offer from Hannity?

:shrug:

[scarletwoman]

84. It's Condiment Class War!

And I, for one, relish it.

sw

[underpants]

85. Hannity is my favorite Fox News personality........ TO POOP ON!

see what I did there, Poupon--POOP ON


:think:

no off position to this genius switch

[Kablooie]

86. Hannity's got to fill up his broadcast time and has to find SOMETHING to criticize.

There just isn't much he can find.

[robdogbucky]

88. Watching that old Grey Poupon commercial

reminded me of the actor in car #2 that asks about it, who is the great British actor, Sir Ian Richardson, and I kept thinking it would have been great if in that commercial he would have reprised one of his and one of the all time great retorts in theater, as his character, Francis Urquhart, or "FU," from BBC series "House of Cards," always said in response to a question from the press:

"You may very well think that, but I, of course, cannot comment."


Insannity is a laugh a minute kind of guy but my Mom always taught me it is not fair to make fun of the retarded.


robdogbucky

[TheCentepedeShoes]

89. I watched all the episodes

of House of Cards except the last
I messed up recording it and don't know what happened
Please PM me with the ending in order not to spoil it for anyone else

[POAS]

90. Wonder what he'd think about a polish sausage

smothered in french fries and cole slaw?

[Hubert Flottz]

91. At least Obama don't want mustard in his underwear like

Dave Vitter!

[rucky]

92. Finally we can have a serious policy debate with the right!

he's probably one of those ketchup eaters.

If you're ever at the Stonleigh P in Dallas, you'll know there's a serious group of burger purists who don't believe in ketchup.

[redqueen]

93. I wish stupidity was physically painful.

It seems little else will dissuade people from outright enjoying it.

[Blue_Roses]

94. Hannity is such a joke...

he's an embarrassment to the human race.:crazy: