The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway

[Triana]

WASHINGTON—Taking advantage of the warm spring weather Monday, Vice President Joe Biden parked his 1981 Trans Am in the White House driveway, removed his undershirt, and spent a leisurely afternoon washing the muscle car and drinking beer.

Vice President Biden ditched a day of presiding over the Senate to "give the twin cannons some sun."

"This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked the sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts. "Gotta get her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I'm cruising down Pennsylvania ."



White House aides said that Biden pulled into the driveway shortly before noon, the chorus of Night Ranger's "(You Can Still) Rock In America" blaring from his car's stereo.

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shirtless_biden_washes_trans_am_in

[DJ13]

1. My Eyes!

:spank:

[carlyhippy]

2. sexy car, as for the washer.....hmmm.......no comment......

[joeybee12]

3. That really does look like it could be his body...

...and that's not a good thing.

[Sanity Claws]

4. Nah. He was washing an Amtrak car.

The Onion can't fool me. ;)

[LakeSamish706]

5. I like this man so much, he is so down to earth.... Just one of us... Ok, is this...

photo shopped or what? It would not surprise me to see him doing this though if not for real...

[Fuzz]

6. Nice Tattoo

[SIMPLYB1980]

7. LoL! Rick Flair would be proud! Woooo!

Am I the only one who sees the resemblance? :shrug:

[guitar man]

8. A 1981 Trans Am is a "muscle car" ??

Gotta love The Onion!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dipsydoodle]

9. Stop being picky

What did you expect - a '63 LeMans Coupe. :)

[guitar man]

10. A '65 GTO perhaps?

Now THAT would be a muscle-car :D

[dipsydoodle]

12. Is that the one

which Jan and Dean sung about ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-MjswCk8mo Pants recording but the only one I could find. Or - maybe this one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c-bGVt3Pp8 by Ronnie and the Daytonas

[guitar man]

13. yep

GTOs were the hot pontiac to have in the mid 60s. The 389 "tri-power" with 3 2-barrel carbs from the factory was a tire burning torque-monster.

[Blue For You]

11. So much for..."confined spaces"!

Not a lot of room in those 'Birds Joe.

[Contrary1]

14. "As of press time...

Biden had convinced Jennifer Britmore, a 41-year-old mother of four visiting from Indiana, to let him show her around D.C."

:rofl: