Couple Caught Having Sex on Queen's Lawn

[lame54]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/apr/30/sex-windsor-castle-lawn-queen

Couple caught having sex on Queen's lawn
Couple strip off in full view of hotels, pubs and shops near Windsor Castle and only stop when police arrive

Ignoring signs asking visitors to Please Keep Off The Grass, the man and woman, said to be in their early 30, selected a spot near the castle's Garter Tower and stripped off in full view of hotels, pubs and shops.

An employee at the Harte and Garter Hotel, which overlooks the castle, said guests went out to observe the scene and could not believe their eyes. The woman, who asked not to be named, said: "People were shouting things like 'what are you doing?' but the couple didn't seem to care at all. It was going on for about 10 or 15 minutes, which is quite a long time, considering the location."

Another witness, Mark Robinson, 44, said the couple carried on until police intervened. He said: "The officers told them to stop and the sight of the uniforms seemed to snap them out of it. They were unsteady on their feet and the guy pulled his trousers up and helped the girl put hers back on.

"The Japanese tourists were comparing their videos."

A spokesman from Thames Valley police confirmed that two people had been arrested and cautioned for outraging public decency. It is not known whether the Queen was in residence at Windsor Castle at the time.

[CatWoman]

1. let me guess

The Queen was not amused :)

[Captain Hilts]

2. She was probably relieved it wasn't one of the Windsor kids. nt

[Faygo Kid]

9. NOT in the least . . .

Those DREADFUL hillbillies!

[PCIntern]

3. This thread is useless without pictures...n/t

[lame54]

7. I'm sure their will be video soon

[Blue_Tires]

8. yeah, i posted this last week

really hoping some photos would be circulating by now...

[KansDem]

4. This isn't news...

Haven't we all experienced a "royal screwing" (of some kind) at least once in our lives? ;)

edited for spelling...

[nxylas]

5. There's sex in a public place, and there's sex in a REALLY public place

How long before this pops up on YouTube?

[Triana]

6. Sex: It's not just for church anymore. n/t

[LibDemAlways]

10. Last summer my family visited Windsor Castle and my

daughter sat for a moment on a portion of wall inside the gates. (She was fully clothed and not doing anything inappropriate.) Within seconds a guard approached and told her sitting on the wall was not allowed. Hard to believe 10-15 minutes could go by in this instance without major security presence appearing. That place is literally swarming with tourists and no-nonsense guards. I'm surprised anyone would attempt something like that in the first place.