How to get rid of all the crazy talking heads on cable TV

[omega minimo]

Don't watch them.


:thumbsup: :hi: :kick:

[annabanana]

1. I tried that for years..

It didn't work. They're still there.

[omega minimo]

4. ow

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[Bucky]

2. How to end all traffic accidents: "quit rubbernecking"

Hmmm, again the logic falls short. What are we doing wrong here?

[omega minimo]

5. AFAIK

there's no ratings for traffic accidents :think:


and like driving, watching those shows while thinking everyone ELSE is the idiot :hi:

[spanone]

3. blow up your teevee

spanish pipedream

john prine

She was a level-headed dancer on the road to alcohol
And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal
Well she pressed her chest against me
About the time the juke box broke
Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck
And these are the words she spoke

Chorus:
Blow up your T.V. throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own

Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive
For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve
Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo
Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do

Repeat chorus:

Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place
When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face
I said "You must know the answer."
"She said, "No but I'll give it a try."
And to this very day we've been livin' our way
And here is the reason why

We blew up our T.V. threw away our paper
Went to the country, built us a home
Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches
They all found Jesus on their own