Mortify a Monday with a CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "Heck, Dick, right now our security is over abroad fighting on foreign soils across an ocean between us and our enemy who just wants one thing all the time which is to import his terror machine like battery cells infiltrating the national security homeland system of one of our capitals or urban centers with poison water supplies and dirty bombs so he can destroy our freedoms that he hates and become a bomb-plotter or suit up in a suicide vest or a car bomb for Allah and be rewarded in his sick heaven with lots of wives but no headaches. It's simple. Not like brain sugary."

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Thank goodness he uses the teleprompter.

Otherwise he'd make no sense at all.

[Dr.Phool]

2. You'd think tha McConnell would know how to pronounce "Tuskeejee" by now.

[no_hypocrisy]

3. See? Any idiot can be president, and I'm not just any idiot.

[blondeatlast]

4. Dateline, New York Post: "President Bush appears to leer as

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi walks by, oblivious. Rumor has it that among advisors, he's been admiring Pelosi's hairstyle and has mentioned it to First Lady Laura Bush, who pooh-pooed the idea because she doesn't want him anywhere near her."

[DCKit]

5. Scary. You've captured his syntax and speechifying patterns exactly!

You're one twisted Mofo. Had a CAT scan lately?

[MiniMe]

6. Looks like he is starting to lean towards the left a little

Perhaps he will sign the emergence funding bill and work on uniting instead of dividing. :spray: What am I thinking? He must just be hung over. I knew I couldn't keep a straight face through that.

[skip fox]

7. Come on, DU. Stare a Monday in the face then scare its pants off with a . . . CAPTION

:)

[Crankie Avalon]

8. "But now on a more serious note, I also have something REALLY stupid to say..." nt