So the Republicans want to "rebrand" themselves. I think they need our help.

[walldude]

Amazingly the "party of no" label kind of stuck. That was a good one. Lets help them with a slogan:

Republican A Big Tent for Small Minds.

Republican If we don't know history we'll make it up!

Republicans We don't need no stinking facts.

Ok, I know these suck. My humor gland must be asleep I had a great idea for a thread but nothing clever to add to it. . Perhaps some other kind DU'er can help me help the Republicans crawl out of the ditch.

[Liberal Veteran]

1. I think we should brand them with a scarlet M on the forehead for "Morans"

[Iris]

2. Repubicans - the Pro-choice folks are our guests!

That was straight out of Steele's mouth on NPR yesterday.

[life_long_dem]

3. A small tent for a dying party.

[Atticus]

4. Let's keep it simple:

Bend over, America!

[Ilsa]

5. "Come to our Republican Wake, uh, I mean Party." They know where

the bodies are buried, too.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. We're irrevant and proud of it"

[leftofthedial]

7. I'll brand them.

First, I'll need a really hot fire.

You know, while we've got 'em down, we oughtta go ahead and do some nutcutting.

[ColbertWatcher]

8. This seems to be their only reaction to everything! n/t

[conscious evolution]

9. Republican:Because NAZI was already taken

Republican:Convert or die!

[sofa king]

10. As I suggested earlier....

Put a new label on the same bag of you-know-what, and you still get you-know-what.