Crank Up The Lie Machine And Hold On Beause "Thu Preznit" Has "Facts"...

[politicaholic]

President Bush demonstrates his
Democrat strangulation method.

Unt now a message from Der Furer:

“Whether you have a family, work for a living, own a business or are simply struggling to get by on a low income, the Democrats want to raise your taxes,” the president said. “With their budgets, the Democrats have revealed their true intentions.”

...damn us! We are such sneeky bastards aren't we? He caught us. We're going to raise taxes on poor people, order forced abortions, and try to crowbar a nod to Satan in the pledge of allegiance...oh, wait, he didn't mention those last two...sorry, my bad.

What he doesn't realize is that the majority of the American public take everything he says and know the the truth lies in the opposite. For example, if he says something like, "Karl Rove likes the ladies." we will know that Karl Rove is in fact an asexual sea creature that gestates his young in his bulging neck sack.


"Well Tim, if George were bigger then we would
run the risk of him fucking the evil out of me."

You can tell Bush is feeling pressure when he starts reading bills...er, having his aides read bills and take highlighter pens to it. This next point on the spending bill had a big bright 'Finding Nemo' sticker next to it to get his attention:

“I like peanuts as much as the next guy, but I believe the security of our troops should come before the security of our peanut crop,” Bush said in his weekly radio address, referring to a provision in the war funding legislation that earmarks $74 million for secure peanut storage.

...and I like consulting on the rebuilding of oil wells as much as the next guy, so slip me $9 billion without oversite like you did Kellogg, Brown, and Root you ass...you huge Statue of Liberty sized ass!

I would be embarrassed to be republican at this point. Believing this crap, getting huffy over a $74 million earmark, and still wanting to look at the president's mouth moving is a sign of insanity.


This article was inspired by: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17887549/

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. " . . . Huge Statue of Liberty-sized Ass!"

Yep. That's him.

[Ms. Clio]

2. OMFG

"What he doesn't realize is that the majority of the American public take everything he says and know the the truth lies in the opposite. For example, if he says something like, "Karl Rove likes the ladies." we will know that Karl Rove is in fact an asexual sea creature that gestates his young in his bulging neck sack."

:rofl:

[Olney Blue]

3. Great post. Counting the days when these hacks are out of the WH.

:banghead:

[The Doctor.]

4. One short, strong dose of

LMFAO!!!!!!!

"'Finding Nemo' sticker"!!
:rofl:

[WinkyDink]

5. This is not an election year. Can't Bush be the AMERICAN President, instead of always just the

Republican one??