Utah County Republicans reject 'Satanic' resolution

[LostInAnomie]

By Donald W. Meyers

The Salt Lake Tribune
Updated: 04/26/2009 03:04:11 PM MDT

Orem » Utah County Republicans defeated a resolution opposing well-heeled groups that a delegate claims are pushing a satanic plan to encourage illegitimate births and illegal immigration.

Don Larsen, a Springville delegate, offered the resolution, titled "Resolution opposing the Hate America anti-Christian Open Borders cabal," warning delegates that an "invisible government" comprised of left-wing foundations was pumping money into the Democratic Party to push for looser immigration laws and anti-family legislation.

Larsen said Democrats get most of the votes cast by illegal immigrants and people in dysfunctional families.

But it's not the Democrats who are behind this strategy, Larsen said. It's the devil.

"Satan's ultimate goal is to destroy the family," Larsen said, "and these people are playing a leading part in it."

Larsen's resolution contained quotes from the New Testament on the battle between good and evil. The copy of the resolution handed to delegates stated it "fulfills scriptural prophecies about our times."

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_12228215

[YOY]

1. Comedy couldn't write itself better.

n.t.

[Stellabella]

2. Project much?

Repuke resolutions and mischief in the last 30 years is what is destroying the family. Not 'Satan'. Not Democrats. Repukes.

What a maroon.

[bobburgster]

3. Oh this is good.....

This Larsen guy sounds like he came right out of a sci fi horror story.

[Posteritatis]

4. "hate America anti-Christian open borders cabal?" LOL

I love it when people get so deranged that they start forming sentences almost entirely out of their buzzwords.

[old mark]

8. It must be that ol' HAACOBC at its evil work again!!!11!

Demoncrats.

:evilgrin:


mark

[DrDan]

5. "But it's not the Democrats who are behind this strategy, It's the devil."

aren't they one and the same?????

:evilfrown:

[Bucky]

6. This does not bode well for my "Spittin' & Fornicatin' " Resolution I planned to introduce

[pleah]

7. Alright, who let Larsen out of his straight jacket?

:crazy:

[Joe the Liberal]

9. You can't make this shit up folks..........

the people (republicans) we are dealing with are THAT dumb and crazy. If you wanna categorize things under good and evil the republicans would certainly be right under evil.

[DFW]

10. He needs to listen to some Grateful Dead

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I might get some sleep tonight

[Posteritatis]

11. Some real 'winners' in the comments, too

"Mormon loyalty to the church is a threat to america. All mormons should be compelled to swear loyalty to america and christianity or be put in jail. Mormon teachings were stolen from Wican."

You heard it here, folks: members of one religion need to belong to another religion in order to belong to their own religion!

Oh, and on top of that, the LDS' founders travelled forward in time so that they could apparently base their belief system off Wicca. Maybe I should start accepting their lit; I kind of want in on that sort of thing.

[juno jones]

17. The third one is actually intelligent.

Wicca was a 1950's invention of Gerald Gardener. To base LDS off wicca would involve time travel. I lol'ed when I read it.

And what idiot above was referring to was Joseph Smith involvement with folk Magic before he done seen the light and skryed up the books of mormon. The writer's obvious christian piety and christ-like tolerance is showing a tad eh?

[valerief]

12. These people have bird droppings for brains. nt

[mike_c]

13. Satan, huh?

Why is this person not under a psychiatrist's care?

[Gman]

14. Go Palin in 2012!

They just need to be more conservative crazy and they'll start winning more elections. Great start here!

[onethatcares]

15. can we get him to run for something in Florida??

just wondering?

[Ian David]

16. What total fucking nutbags. n/t