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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:37 AM
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An response to Judge Bybee.
Edited on Sun Apr-26-09 11:02 AM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop
Author's Note: I originally posted this on a small mailing list I run, under my "real-er" name(Forsooth, the Internet has caused me to have so many personalities that I deserve my own zipcode...), but I felt I had to share my own take on the daily revelation-fest that our country in which our country is now engaged. I recognize that in doing so, I may be "outing" this nom de plume to whatever few members of that list might be engaged here. I would ask them to maintain my anonymity.

Otherwise: fuck it.

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There has something that has been lost in the US: ethics. We have become
so bound, hand and foot, by the endless mindless prattle about the great
god of "Morality" that we have discarded ethics. Few today, in the US,
know how to lead an ethical life, in ways small and large. Witness the
latest about Judge Jay Bybee: He is now communicating, through close
friends, that he has regrets about writing the torture finding that lead
to all the torture our country engaged in. That it "got away from him".
Ponder that. "Got away from him".

I have an answer for The Good Judge:

Dear Judge Bybee:

You are either the biggest liar or simplest, dumbest, most guile-less,
credulous and anacephalic motherfucker to ever to hold a law degree from
a major university in The History of Mankind. "Got away from you"??!!
What did you think those rapacious and evil bastards in The Bush
Administration would do with your finding? Use it to kick off
conversation at their next salon at Dick's house?

You are a lawyer. You know that treaties, once ratified, are not lists
of gentle suggestions or respectful and well-couched advisories for what
should happen in a perfect world. They become law of the land. No treaty
ever signed has ever had such far-reaching import, has been such a
fundamental guidepost to what kind of nation and people the United
States is, than The Geneva Accords. You, you knuckle-dragging goon,
issued a finding that shredded that law to its sub-molecular level and
allowed the worst amongst us to engage in behaviors and actions that
would make a excised segment of liver fluke recoil. "Got away from you".
By extrapolation, and in violation of Godwin's Law, I then submit that
The Final Solution just "got away" from poor old Dolfie, you schmuck.

In the world of major, word-parsing assholes, you sir, have jumped to
the head of the class. You have taken that scabrous art form and
redefined it brilliantly. You are its Picasso and you painted "Guernica"
with your brush.

Lawyers have something that the good ones hold very closely to their
hearts, both personally and professionally. Military officers have
something just like it: In the lawyering world, it is called "ethics".
In the world of military officers, it is called "Honor". It is the
bedrock upon which the really good ones build their careers and to them,
it is inviolable. My good friend, The Country Lawyer, a man whose used,
soiled and stained underwear you are not a fit person to carry, would
have flattened the first jerkoff that asked him to write such a finding.
He's an old Hockey goalie. He could do it in a heartbeat, round
horn-rimmed glasses, signature bow-tie and all.

I look at Col. Lawrence Wilkerson, a man who has been crying out in the
wilderness about what really happened, a man who put his personal and
professional reputation on the line. I look at Gen. Karpinski. I look at
the Col. who wrote the first damning reports on Abu Ghraib. I see the
same dedication to ethics. I see the same dedication to honor. Honor
above all.

You sir, and the people whose spittle you so readily licked, have none
of these qualities. Surely, you have a comfortable sinecure on the Ninth
Circuit Court of Appeals for your travails, but that is hardly
recompense. Recompense, sure and awful, is something you truly deserve.

You have stained us all, we Americans. We shall now carry the stain of
your misdeeds to the end of this union, whenever this is. You have
spawned a generation of frothing maniacs who still, in opposition to all
reason, ethics, honor and intellect, accept your finding as some new
form of gospel. In their words and deeds, they wipe their pustulent
asses with The Geneva Accords. At no time, could you summon a moment's
courage to speak out and say "Wait! I wrote that! That was not the
intent of that finding! I didn't mean that! Torture is wrong".

Of course you didn't. For you are a spineless, careerist worm. Whichever
way the wind blows, right, Jay? Right?

After passing, all a person leaves behind is his or her good name and
the remembrance of his or her good works, great and small. Or bad. Oh,
how you will be remembered. How you will be remembered. And the company
you will keep in that rememberance. Such company, indeed.

With all good wishes for a long life of ignominy,

-T.
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:42 AM
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1.  "Got away from you"??!!
:thumbsup:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:42 AM
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2. K&R
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sweettater Donating Member (674 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:43 AM
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3. Keith, is that you?
WOW! good rant!
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:45 AM
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4. Off to the Greatest with you. (Fuck, I wish I could write like that!)
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:47 AM
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5. WOW. kick this.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:50 AM
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6. I can't wait until our justice system says "Buh-bybee" to Bybee. nt
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sweettater Donating Member (674 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:59 AM
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7. I read this again
all I can say is it sums up everything pertaining to this evil cabal in a nutshell. This is excellent writing! kudos to you, -T.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 11:04 AM
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8. I just love a parade of apt metaphors! Bravo!
"... actions that would make a excised segment of liver fluke recoil." :rofl:
"... and the people whose spittle you so readily licked ..." :rofl:

:applause:
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 11:06 AM
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9. Ah! Your post is truly a thing of beauty! Thank you so much for sharing.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

sw
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 11:11 AM
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10. Almost perfect. You forgot to include "sociopathic bastard". Just sayin. nm
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 11:14 AM
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11. I have come to the conclusion...
Edited on Sun Apr-26-09 11:15 AM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop
That I rely upon that turn of phrase entirely too much. Although it would have been entirely appropriate, in context. ;-)
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 11:30 AM
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12. Excellent post and your real name (Mr. Chad Smith) is safe with me. nm
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:00 PM
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13. Ahem. Spelling error.
That's "Mr. Choad Smith". A lot of people make the same mistake. ;-)
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 03:43 PM
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24. Hmmmmm, either that or you're giving more misdirection. See how sharp i am. nm
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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:05 PM
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14. K&R for excellence! n/t
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:07 PM
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15. From now on, every time I take a shit
Edited on Sun Apr-26-09 12:08 PM by formercia
I will say: "Bye,B."

B is for bshit, loud and clear.

Let's all take a bye,b from now on.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:10 PM
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16. A super post
K & R
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:14 PM
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17. My only response to your OP is....
:applause: :applause: :applause:
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:25 PM
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18. K&freakingR.
Well done. Impeach this criminal. We need to put some pressure on Reid. He and Ensign are going to ball up any justice because they sponsored this person.
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glitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 02:21 PM
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19. K & R What a beautiful rant. He stains the Ninth Circuit.
The others must shudder when he walks in. I wonder if they can even bare to look at him, or say hi, how's the family? I wouldn't be able to. I'd have to concentrate on not projectile vomiting in his presence.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 02:27 PM
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20. Wonderfullness!
:thumbsup:
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 02:30 PM
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21. Rec'd
--imm
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 02:31 PM
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22. Impeach his ass!
:applause:
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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 02:36 PM
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23. The * administration, and all of their ilk, have begat a nation without ethics
I see signs of it everywhere, not just in government. We have so much re-building to do.
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Dragonfli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 06:56 PM
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25. I am speechless - Well Done Sir!
:applause:
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:17 PM
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26. Error: You've already recommended that thread.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 10:33 PM
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27. kick
:kick:
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MasonJar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 04:28 PM
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28. Please send it to him. He deserves to read this letter. May his soul roast
for eternity. People died because of his memos, both prisoners and innocent Iraqi civilians and American soldiers and civilians. Many who didn't die will never be the same. Curse you, Jay Bybee, and your attempt to weasel out of your true nature. You knew what you were doing. Do you really think the American people are that naive? We are NOT!!!
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Piewhacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 10:46 AM
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29. Bybee, you scum-sucking, knuckle-dragging, pinwitted, pustulent, lilly-livered, chickensh...
That just sort of rolled out of my keyboard.
Nice article T.
Hope you don't mind me re-hitting the key points.
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