I once voted for a woman from Nantucket

[The Straight Story]

Which pissed off some democrats
who said fuck it.

They left the party all pissed at DU
And all got together saying 'I know what we will do'

They voted for nader, like some did once before
Ensuring the fate of our nation as the repugs took 4 more

Feeling all better as our problems rose out of sight
They came back to DU to bitch about the plight

:) Just for fun!

[terisan]

1. Thanks ! n/t

[MadMaddie]

2. I like it, I really really like it!

[The Straight Story]

3. Thanks! Ya know...

I have never heard more than the first line of that limerick? IS there more?? :)

[BlueJazz]

10. mmmm...ah...yeah....Check your Email.

[pnorman]

4. Feel better now?

Feel that you've accomplished something POSITIVE for DU with that silly jingle? just asking.

pnorman

[The Straight Story]

7. Naw, maybe with this one though:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x3179619

[annabanana]

5. that was cute. . .thanks. . . . n/t

[Caoimhe]

6. LOL Straight! Too funny

you got mad skills, I say mad mad skills.

Ever try one of those "Win a pub in Ireland" by writing a clever limerick contest?

[The Straight Story]

8. Hell no

I don't fly. Ever. So unless they got a boat to take me I ain't going!

Thanks for the kind words though! Much appreciated.

[cynatnite]

9. ...

:rofl:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

11. SS You Fuckin Rock Dude. I Love It!!!!

:toast:

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Cute - here's another

There was a politician named Bush
who insisted on an Iraqi push.
When the people said "Quit"
He threw a big fit,
and said "I don't care what anyone thinks ! I'm the Decider! I make the decisions! I want a surge for Iraq, and I'll get what I want!"

[133724]

13. ?

A soldier to Iraq had come
Away from his girlfriend and Mum.
He said,"It's expected
'Til Blair's deselected
I'll never get back to my slum.

[133724]

14. !

Bush, sending more troops to Iraq'll
Be hoping the problem he'll tackle,
But pundits all state:
"It's too little, too late,
And will end in a bloody debacle."

[133724]

15. #

George Bush said, "The damage is bad
On Florida's coast, but I'm glad
There's good news there, too--
That hurricane blew
Away Al Gore's last hanging chad!"

[133724]

16. wtf??????

Miss Muffit and Sadaam one day
Compared notes and this they did say:
"I know what you mean...
It's just too obscene!
To have all those Kurds in the way.