I finally figured out Shrub's true calling in life

[jmowreader]

Let's assume for just a second that Bush is rewarded for all that hard work and presidentin' by getting five-to-ten instead of triple life.

Once he's out, he's going to become a Soap Opera Actor.

He'd be perfect for the job.

He acts like he gives a shit even though he really doesn't.

He can say lines other people write for him real good now; most soap operas are about doctors so he wouldn't have to worry about saying "nuclear."

He can cry on command even though he's not sad.

He really, really likes to get his makeup done and put on a fun costume.

And he's got that pure evil in him that will make him perfect for the part of all the villains he will play.

[Virginia Dare]

1. He can be the new "J.R. Ewing"...n/t

[jmowreader]

With twice the evil of the original "J.R. Ewing"!

Except that the original J.R. Ewing could actually find oil in Texas.

[Virginia Dare]

6. Good point, he's a cross between J.R. and Jethro Clampett...n/t

[BOSSHOG]

2. How bout Clean Up Man for an Adult Book Store?

[SteppingRazor]

3. I wouldn't trust him with that job.

:P

[BOSSHOG]

5. He would require intensive supervision

[waiting for hope]

4. Eeeeuuwww.....

:blush:

[enid602]

7. dummy

I'd like to see him become a crash dummy for Pickles.

[sellitman]

8. Ding* Ding*

We have a winner!!!!!

[AlCzervik]

9. Walmart door greeter, he gets to play dress up and can call people "Chief" and

"Hey big guy" and "Good morning there little lady"

[erinmblair]

10. He can be the next Not Ready for Primetime player

on Saturday Night Live. He would be PERFECT on there as a comedian.

[treestar]

11. Perfect! As the World Turns should be looking into it now!

They can develop a special role for him, Dr. Monk Chimpdom.