Man arrested for assaulting officer's horse with 5' inflatable penis

[proud2BlibKansan]

Officers were patrolling the Old Town area on horseback at about 1:20 a.m. when they came across a large group of women in their early- to mid-20s who had been celebrating at a bachelorette party, police said.

Also in the group was a 24-year-old man, a brother to one of the women at the party. He was carrying a 5-foot-long inflatable penis, police said.

"While he was joking around with this toy, he launched this large toy toward one of our officers, who was on horseback," police spokesman Gordon Bassham said.

The toy struck the officer's horse, causing the horse to get spooked, he said.

Police arrested the man, of Eastborough, on suspicion of battery of a law enforcement officer, in this case, the horse.

A woman, upset at the arrest, grabbed the arresting officer's arm, police said. She too was arrested.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1101725.html

[provis99]

1. file this under "News of the Weird"

real life is funnier and more bizarre than anything a professional comic could think up.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. We need a Weird News forum

:rofl:

[FormerDittoHead]

28. What I want to know is WHERE DID THE HORSE GET THAT 5 FOOT PLASTIC PENIS?

Myself, I wouldn't attack the horse, but if I saw a horse with a 5 foot plastic penis I'd probably run!

:sarcasm:

PS for joke historians: I'll never figure out how the bear got into my pajamas!

[luvspeas]

2. good.

Five FEET! That horse did not know what hit it.

[LeftinOH]

4. Where does one get a 5' inflatable dong? Spencer Gifts?

[panader0]

5. Five inches on a horse?That's not assaulting, that's insulting.

Edit to say: oops, thought it was inches..............

[Cirque du So-What]

11. Ummm...that's five FEET - not five inches

I can see where a five-foot schlong would be intimidating to even the most well-hung of stallions.

[Blue-Jay]

13. ?

[Wickerman]

6. What a dick!

sorry.

[Raskolnik]

7. It takes a pretty big dick to mess with a police horse. n/t

[CoffeeCat]

8. It's not very 'hard' to get arrested these days...

You swing one five-foot long penis the wrong way--and you're toast!

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. Seriously

:rofl:

[ddeclue]

9. He's lucky the horse didn't return the favor...

:rofl:

[Duer 157099]

10. This is like Monty Python meets A Clockwork Orange

or something

[XemaSab]

15. "So I clopped the millicent-horse on the gulliver with a

5 foot inflated panhandle..."

[ddeclue]

31. A Clockwork Horse?

:rofl:

[arcadian]

12. They are saying that a horse has the same rights as a human being.

That's fucked up.

[Raskolnik]

16. When it comes to police dogs and horses, that's how it goes.

They don't have the same "rights" as humans, but if you assault a police dog or horse, you're going to be in some serious trouble.

[Kitty Herder]

18. I think they're saying that he put the officer in danger.

If you spook a horse, you put its rider in danger.

[Raskolnik]

21. Often, assaulting a police dog or horse is the same as assaulting an "officer."

I'm not looking at the charging document in question here, but that isn't unusual.

[Kitty Herder]

24. So if someone killed a police horse or dog, would they be charged with murder?

I'm not familiar with the laws on this.

[Raskolnik]

26. Again, I'm not looking at the statute(s), but I don't think it extends to that degree

"Murder" and "manslaugter" are applicable only to humans by definition, but the assault charges can be broadened by the definition of "officer," I believe.

[TreasonousBastard]

17. I would insist on a jury trial, and...

make sure the cop testifies.

(And have the 5 foot wang introduced into evidence)

[my2sense]

19. Yes - that would be hilarious

Thats one jury I'd love to sit on.

[Spike89]

20. Hung Jury? n/t

[Tangerine LaBamba]

22. YOU!!!!!!!!!!

GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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I'll be up to beat you later ................................

[spoony]

25. NICE!

:rofl:

[ddeclue]

32. DUZY Alert!

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

23. Why was Rush Limbaugh at this party? Oh yea, that's a 5'11" uninflatable dick!

Oddly though, he's still full of hot air!

[IDemo]

33. You're connecting Lush with the wrong part of the story

[annabanana]

27. This thread is useless without pictures. . . . . . . n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

29. LOL!

[IDemo]

30. Oh come on now, who hasn't done that?

[FloridaJudy]

34. Come'on. Cheney's more than five feet tall!

Oh. That kind of Dick......






................................................................never mind.

[proud2BlibKansan]

35. LOL