Chuck Norris was born on this day in 1940.

[lpbk2713]

Also ...

James Earl Ray in 1928

Osama bin Laden in 1957

Mere coincidence?


Link: http://www.historyorb.com/today/birthdays.php

[Richard D]

1. Proof positive . . .

. . . that evolution has gone wrong.

[gratuitous]

4. Quibble with your sig line

The line about Jesus was written by a very nice Church of the Brethren woman, Linda K. Williams. While there are certainly affinities between the Mennonites and the Church of the Brethren, they are two distinct denominations.

Thank you very much.

[Richard D]

14. Thank you

corrected.

[gratuitous]

18. And thank you

I'll mention it to her if I see her at Annual Conference in June.

[Bicoastal]

2. Yes.

Unless you think Bix Beiderbecke, Jim Valvano, Jon Hamm, and Carrie Underwood are/were evil too.

[Hello_Kitty]

9. I refuse to believe that Jon Hamm is evil!

Mad Men RAWWKS!!

[EOTE]

10. Have you ever had Jon Hamm's John Ham?

If so, you'd know that he'd do anything to make a buck.

[safeinOhio]

3. The only problem with Chuck

is he has taken too many blows to the head.

[Reader Rabbit]

5. And his horoscope read: If you were born on this day...

...you will be a batshit crazy kung fu mother-fucker who believes his own movies and TV shows are reality.

[spiritual_gunfighter]

6. I can't help it I still like the Missing In Action movies n/t

[Beetwasher]

7. Chuck Norris Wasn't Born

He commanded the Universe to create him. And it complied. And it was good.

[crankmob]

8. chuck norris is a crybaby.

[Bryn]

11. Wow! I used to study Astrology seriously. Generally Pisces men tend to be twisted

Chuck Norris used to be a very spiritual man. What hit him?

[ORDagnabbit]

12. chuck norris needs to be arrested for treason n/t

[damntexdem]

13. Just goes to show that abortion should have been decriminalized long before 1973.

;-)

[rug]

15. Chuck Norris marched out of his mother's vagina on this day in 1940 and coldcocked the doctor.

[Strelnikov_]

16. Wow. He's old for a shithouse rat. n/t

[upi402]

17. Chuck Norris Outside Crescent Kicked his way out of his momma's

vaginal vault and slammed the door behind him.

What else is a Republicant traitor gonna do, accept the fact that he was 100% wrong and STFU?

[Initech]

19. The boogeyman checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.