Chuck Norris sides with far-right groups

[Archae]

You think he got kicked in the head one too many times?

The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way.

Today in his syndicated column on WorldNetDaily Norris reiterates the point: “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

He continues; calling on a second American Revolution; “…we've bastardized the First Amendment, reinterpreted America's religious history and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.

How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough? And, when that time comes, will our leaders finally listen or will history need to record a second American Revolution? We the people have the authority according to America's Declaration of Independence, which states: That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…”

Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.

http://www.examiner.com/x-2071-DC-Special-Interests-Examiner~y2009m3d9-Chuck-Norris-claims-thousands-of-right-wing-cell-groups-exist-and-will-rebel-against-US-government?cid=examiner-email

[Ian David]

1. god made Chuck Norris stupid, because anyone that strong would be dangerous if they had brains. n/t

[chrisa]

2. Oh God. We're fucked.

A gigantic roundhouse kick will sweep across the lands at the speed of light, destroying everything in it's path.


Just kidding. 500 pound porn addicts will sit on their couch drinking beer, and type things into their computer like "I'm ready for the revolution brother!" before dying from a bacon-fat induced heart attack.

[PM Martin]

3. Is Mr. Norris engaging in treasonous behavior?

It sure seems so.

[Stellabella]

24. Seems like it to me too.

Perhaps a visit from the Secret Service or Justice Department is in order.

[earthboundmisfit]

4. "Today in his syndicated column on WorldNetDaily ..."

Well, that pretty much says it all - he's :crazy:

[annabanana]

5. This is dangerous, and treasonous.

Of course that's worldnutdaily's bread & butter..

[Smith_3]

6. Jeez. I knew he was a bit goofy but I didn't think he was that crazy.

He needs to be put into a hospital.

[Echo In Light]

7. Honestly...who gives a fuck about Chuck Norris other than authoritarian ding-dongs who....

...need to have macho-man "leader" types to praise and follow?

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

9. Undergraduates from 2007 who found "facts" about him to be oh-so amusing. nt

[flvegan]

8. "Today in his syndicated column on WorldNetDaily" 'Nuff said.

Whackadoodle doo!

[ProgressiveFool]

10. Hang him as a traitor and all their fifth-column "cells" /nt

[tularetom]

11. Boy that's a shocker

I mean who could've predicted such a thing?

[lpbk2713]

12. Friday the 13th??

That ought to get them off to a real good start.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Bake]

13. Right wing cell groups? Sounds like terrorists to me.

But that's just me.

Bake

[RandomThoughts]

14. I wouldn't worry to much about what Chuck says.

It didn't work out for him very well here either. (metaphor)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnWO93kOXcw


:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[damntexdem]

15. And Santa Claus sides with Christmas. What else is new?

But at least Santa Claus doesn't talk like a terrorist.

[Archae]

16. "People voting, republican..."

"...give them a boot to the head!"

"BOOT TO THE HEAD!"

:-)

[Cheap_Trick]

17. Go ahead, Chucky...hang with the traitors.

You've been smelling your own farts and believing the T-shirts for too long.

[zbdent]

18. F*ck Carlos Ray ...

If he went by his real name, the right would deport him, despite his resemblance to their hero ...

[crimsonblue]

19. what Chuck fails to grasp

is what precedes "these ends" in the DoI. Jefferson laid out a long list of abuses by Charles I, and he adhered to the Locke idea that dissolution of government can happen only when the government has betrayed the public trust, hindered the legislature from assembling in a timely manner, altered the legislature, altered elections or eligibility of voters, or proclaimed that its will will become law of the land (in direct opposition to the legislature's right to make laws). Considering none of these things has happened under Obama, there's no cause for revolution. Now, where the hell were these assholes during the Bush presidency? Bush claimed authority to disregard laws (in effect creating de facto laws in his favor), willfully ignored many natural rights enumerated in the Bill of Rights, and sought to create new laws through the abusive use of signing statements and executive orders.


Stick with the shitty tv shows and B movies, Chuck. Politics and philosophy are too difficult for you to comprehend, obviously.

[Ezlivin]

20. Chuck Norris has no brain; his fists do all the thinking.

Math may have imaginary numbers, but Chuck Norris has an imaginary IQ.

[NoPasaran]

21. Chuck, contrary to what you might have heard...

It's ALWAYS a good week to quit sniffing glue!

[Vickers]

22. "Texas was never formally a part of the United States"

Holy crap, he's stupid.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

23. Memo to Chuck: Spandex Jock Straps may Cause Brain Damage. Oh, never mind.

[sandyj999]

25. At least he quit worrying about McCain not finishing his term if he beat out Huckabee.

Poor old Chuck seems to be losing it.

[TahitiNut]

26. The Chuckster should just stick to selling snake oil for Total Gym. Sedition is not for amateurs.

:shrug: Chuckster is a professional liar, but a total amateur when it domes to sedition and condoning mutiny.