Unofficial Rush Limbaugh Apology Thread

[chknltl]

Ron Reagan, (no, not THAT one but his son), is running an 'Apology To rush limbaugh Special' on his radio show today. It seems like everyone is apologizing to rush limbaugh these days so I figured maybe folks here would like to...you know, get out an apology to dear ol' misunderstood Mr. Limbaugh too.

I'll start:

Dear Rush Limbaugh,
I am sorry for calling you behind your back, a 'fat assed, loud mouthed, bullshit spewing piece of corporate craptitude who could care less about the citizens of our great nation'. It was not nice of me to be pointing out your weight problem like that! Please accept my sincerest apologies.

There, I feel soooo much better now.

[wryter2000]

1. I'm so sorry, Rush

I'm so sorry you lost your gig on ESPN for acting like a racist asshole about Donovan McNabb.

[BuyingThyme]

2. I'm sorry you and all the other Pukes are such big losers.

It must suck to lose so bad that all you can do to cope is to look for more ways to lose.

Well, I guess that's what makes you such a winner.

[Cleita]

3. I'm sorry that you are a big pus-filled abscess on humanity.

Hopefully, one of these days, someone will have the guts to lance you and sterilize the place you ooze out of.

[Nitrogenica]

4. I'm sorry I said you have a baby's head on a fat man's body.

But you are certainly a failure, Rush.

[AnotherMother4Peace]

5. Rush, you were the 1st to play "Barack the Magic Negro" & I called you a racist. - please forgive me

You racist, sorry excuse for a human being. Oops - sorry for that too - NOT!

[chknltl]

6. Kick for the late night folks

[Maru Kitteh]

7. I'm so sorry Rush, that I've spent precious minutes of my life

concerned with you.

Thankfully, I have given you less time than "Zoolander" and/or the Loch Ness Monster.

[Urban Prairie]

8. I apologize to Rush Limbaugh

For wishing that your daddy's sperm was squirted into a sock instead of helping conceive you, and now I wish that your mother would have just miscarried.

[Aviation Pro]

9. Dear fat bag 'o shit......

...I'm so sorry about the future stroke you will soon have.