Bobby/Kenneth 2012

[DainBramaged]

http://www.bobbykenneth2012.com/

Our Platform
ANTI-VOLCANOS
When the devil gets mad they blow up!
ANTI-VOLCANO-MONITORING
This new stimulus bill includes something called "volcano" "monitoring." Some bureaucrat's gonna know when Uncle Beelzebub's in a mood? Well boy howdy, we sure don't think so!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE BEES?!?
Our daddy always told us that bees were God's way of showing us he hated witches. We think it's high time someone investigated the bee-dieoff/witch connection!
OUR ENERGY PLAN
We think it's time American stop sending their money overseas to buy the fossil fuels of those who would do us harm, and start investing in God's alternative energy: fire.
ANTI-TRILLION-DOLLAR SPENDING
Down here, we have a litle saying: don't trust a man who tries to spend more than he can count. C'mon folks, don't kid a kidder. Who can even count to a trillion?!?!?




So funny it could be true.

[DainBramaged]

1. I thought this was pretty funny.........

:shrug:

[steelmania75]

2. LMAO