Every goddamn time the President profers his sound ideas....

[Aviation Pro]

...to the American public, the media hoists some third-tier Republicant as the countermeasure to him. Jindal, Palin, Vitter, Boner, whoever the fuck is the "rising star" du jour, they are given equal fucking time by the whores of the MSM (who then proceed to ejaculate with giggling glee over the "new" face of the Grand Old Phuques).

Let me be straight with these fucking assclowns: President Obama is one smart mofo and the rest of these shitstains don't even rise to a pustule on the man's backside. He is the right mofo at the right motherfucking time to steer this country out of the wreckage left by the Two Shoes/Shoots-Guy-In-Face administration.

Get this through your fucking, worthless heads, you oxygen thieves. No Republicant is relevant today and they won't be, one can hope, for the next four or five generations.

[Hello_Kitty]

1. Very succinctly said. eom

[wroberts189]

2. funny how they never had dems on to counter bushie. nt

[lunatica]

5. Yes they did. After every speech to the American people and his SOTU speech

there was always a Democrat who was chosen to speak in rebuttal. It's a long standing custom. It's just that the Democrats wouldn't get the media's attention so the rebuttals went down the memory hole.

[Aviation Pro]

3. One note to the assclowns.....

...your time is over. You can throw every mindless, blow-dried, bobbleheaded talking head (otherwise known as concubines) you want on the TVs, but we own the peoples portals that free our minds and your dated technology is fading fast into the past.

[spanone]

4. yep, that damned librul media

[Johnyawl]

6. And you're complaining?

Who do you think's coming off second best in those matchups? I hope like hell the media continues doing this; Obama vs Boner, Obama vs McCain, Obama vs Limbuagh, Obama vs Jindal, Obama vs Newt. Who are they gonna drag out next, Palin? Joe the plumber? These ain't 3rd tier republicans, this is the best they got, and they all end up looking like small time, petty, bitter one note losers, and Obama keeps looking like a million dollars.(with his 65%+ positive ratings from the American people).

If the fucking republicans had any brains (well, they wouldn't be republicans now would they?), they'd find a rock to crawl under and hid from view for the next year. The media would get desperate and start loading their shows with Democrats, and well, you know Democrats, they'd have to start argueing with President Obama, just cause they're Democrats. And our guys (Barney Frank for instance) are a fuck of a lot smarter then their guys, and have more than one note to sing. If the republicans where smart enough to just get out of the way, our guys could get on with forming up the infamous Democratic circular firing squad.

Barring that unlikely scenario, the republicans have only one hope: They're gonna have to dig up St. Ronnie, and prop his corpse up on the porch with a string tied to one hand. Play some of his speeches over loud speakers, and have Steel hiding in the bushes, pulling the string to wave his hand. Given the current crop of republicans they have to work with, it's their best shot at competing with President Obama.

[tridim]

7. Does the Constitution say presidential nominees have to be alive?

They should just run his gravestone.