OK, what is DU doing to celebrate Sarah Palin's 45th. birthday, today?
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:24 PM
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OK, what is DU doing to celebrate Sarah Palin's 45th. birthday, today?
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:25 PM
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1. Is it too early to start drinking? n/t
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:25 PM
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:26 PM
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3. Um, learning to talk like her?
It's entertaining. Some of us here are WAY too good at it.
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:27 PM
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"Entertaining it's. Some way too good, in the sense, that it's at."
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:26 PM
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:26 PM
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5. About as much as I did for Cheney's last birthday.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:27 PM
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6. I took a crap this morning that was exactly 45 cm long and weighed 45 grams.
It even looked a little like her.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:27 PM
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7. I flushed the toilet eom
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:27 PM
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8. Hooker boots & moose jerky! And beer!
Hey, a guy can dream! Can't he?
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:28 PM
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9. Damn, if I knew I would have gone to a Veggie restaraunt today!
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:28 PM
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10. By reading a book and some periodicals...something she fails to do on any level at any time.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:28 PM
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11. Field dressing a turkey from an airplane
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:30 PM
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:31 PM
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13. Have Larry Sinclair deliver a singagram to her
offering to blow her hubby and buy him some cocaine to do in his limo. His lies are only slightly more outrageous then her's, so that is fitting.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:32 PM
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14. well there's no moose or wolves around here
and I don't have a gun, so I have nothing to shoot in honor of Queen Sarah.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:34 PM
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15. Apply some lipstick to a pig.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:35 PM
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16. Working and not giving her a second thought. nt
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:37 PM
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17. Renaming some children.
Net. Bat. Puck. Mitt (oh, that's already taken? Nevermind.)
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:39 PM
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18. I'm thinking about getting knocked up and naming the kid "Nail" or "Flange" or "Gasket"
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:40 PM
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19. The wolves are wearing black armbands.
This is the only energy I'll expend on the occasion.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:41 PM
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20. I'm going to take a shit in the shape of Alaska.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:44 PM
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:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:45 PM
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22. I'm planing on torturing a rabbit or some other small furry creature.
Hopefully an endangered species if I can find one.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:54 PM
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23. I went into the bathroom
...and took my morning Palin at 10am on the dot right on schedule. In honor of her birthday, I winked and said "you betcha" when I flushed it! :silly:
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:56 PM
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24. i'm encouraging Michelle Duggar to have another child and name it The Alaska Disastah.
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Wed Feb-11-09 02:59 PM
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:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: and one for good luck... :smoke: Damn...I'm hungry...anyone got any mooseburgers???
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:03 PM
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26. I'm buying thousands of dollars worth of clothing, you betcha, too, also...
and I'm charging it all to the Republican party. :party:
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:09 PM
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27. Looking out my window
To see if *I* can see Russia from my house!
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:11 PM
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28. We all call her office pretending to be various world leaders sending Birthday wishes?! n/t
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:20 PM
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30. Shoot a wolf from the air
And behead a turkey and ignore the starving people in my state and the first dude is gonna ignore his subpoena and cut More funding for pregnant teens and not pick up a newspaper-ever and go outside to look for Putin lets see what did I forget...
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:13 PM
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29. Happy gosh darn birthday to me!
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:40 PM
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:24 PM
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31. Going out on my back porch and learning all about russia
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:28 PM
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33. I'm not celebrating nothin' until I can be reasonably sure that I'll never hear her name
mentioned ever again anywhere ever... ...so, it'll be a while...
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:45 PM
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35. Who? Oh, you mean she's still around?
I thought that she did her little "slink back to the state with the population of a decent-sized county" thing a while ago. The less she is mentioned, the better. Let her bask in her obscurity.
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Wed Feb-11-09 03:48 PM
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36. I'd thought about inviting all the repubs I know over for a...
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