Man Flings Feces in Courtroom, At Jury; Smears on Lawyer's Face

[tekisui]

SAN DIEGO (AP) -- A San Diego judge has declared a mistrial in a kidnapping and assault case after the defendant smeared excrement on his lawyer's face and threw it at jurors. The judge boosted defendant Weusi McGowan's bail from $250,000 to $1 million after the Monday incident.

Prosecutor Christopher Lawson says McGowan was upset because the judge refused to remove public defender Jeffrey Martin from the case.

McGowan had smuggled a bag of feces into court and spread it on Martin's hair and face before flinging the excrement at jurors. No jurors were hit.

McGowan has pleaded not guilty to kidnapping for robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and other counts in connection with a 2007 home invasion.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/COURTROOM_FECES?SITE=CALAK&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

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[PCIntern]

1. He obviously had a shitty case!

[tekisui]

3. .

[MUAD_DIB]

22. Boy, that just stinks!

[TechBear_Seattle]

31. Crappy joke

:toast:

[MADem]

2. Well, that's one way to delay the inevitable. Will they shackle him and put him in a diaper next

time?

[tekisui]

4. They'll at least check his bag for poo!

[MADem]

10. Can you IMAGINE answering the call to jury duty...and getting hit with that shit!!!!

I expect to be called this year (they get us every third year), but if I'm seated, I'll be watching the defendent very closely!!!!

I'll be ducking like "Don't Shoe Me George" if I see a baggie with some turds in it!

The things you have to deal with in courtrooms nowadays....from crazed shooters to shit-flingers! And who can forget the Judge with the PENIS pump!!! Really.... http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-08-18-judge-sentenced_x.htm

Hell, you're better off going on TV and letting Judge Judy decide!

[mrreowwr_kittty]

5. Anyone who says public defenders don't earn their salaries...

:wow:

[lonestarnot]

6. I object!

to that shitty seechiation!

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. On top of everything else he must've stolen Rush Limbaugh's lunch bag.

:wow:

[Ilsa]

8. He'll be fortunate to get any other PD to take his case. He'll always

have to be checked to make sure he isn't "packing". I think he screwed himself with this act. That was disgusting.

[alphafemale]

9. But does he know shit from shinola?

:shrug:

[deminks]

11. George W., is that you? Chimpy? I wondered where you went! nt

[tekisui]

12. A weapon of mass defecation!

I wonder how many shits he saved up?

[Lint Head]

13. It's not the first time shit was thrown about in a courtroom.

:dem:

[cali]

14. that poor PD

what a piece of...

[tekisui]

15. You know he wanted to beat the hell out of him.

In his face and hair. ICK! :puke:

[varkam]

18. "Your honor, my client has just confessed to more than thirty murders!"

:rofl:

[cali]

21. I want to kick the hell out of him

I can only imagine how his lawyer felt.

[pleah]

16. We throw poo now?

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[htuttle]

28. Now? Throwing poo predates human beings

Gorillas are sort of infamous for it.

[pleah]

30. It was a line from the movie Madagascar.

:evilgrin: Maybe some people need to widen their horizons and not take everything so seriously.:)

[Crabby Appleton]

17. I had a shitty lawyer once.

[firedupdem]

19. Mr. Weusi threw his dookey? n/t

[spanone]

20. man, that's just uncivil....my goodness

[cottonseed]

23. You want the poop? You can't handle the poop!

[tekisui]

24. !

:spray:

[mmonk]

25. What a shitty thing to do.

I hope they keep his ass in jail and throw a crapload at him.

[Berry Cool]

26. I've heard of people flinging poo in court before

but this is ridiculous.

[malaise]

27. Now I know the origin of that famous phrase

Oh shit!!!! :rofl:

[Texasgal]

29. Aww crap!

That's shitty!

[JimboDem]

32. A Fecal Fling Does Not A Lawyer Bring.

..unless its a shit-for-brains former A.G. Aim low.

:rofl: :rofl:

edit for all 'turd-blossoms'.