Michelle Malkin Joins The Klan To Clean Up Language

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New York – Michelle Malkin, along with Fox News has been at the forefront of the movement to make Obama responsible for all things that black people say. Recently on Fox News, Ms. Malkin asked why President Obama has not denounced Jay-Z for using the ‘n-word.’ “I’ve been pointing this out on my blog for a long time,” she said. “He’s supposed to be post-racial. We want to connect him to everything every rapper has ever said. ‘Cause it’s obviously his fault.”

A large-breasted blond talking head, who refused to be identified, says that Fox News stands behind what Michelle Malkin is trying to accomplish. “If Obama wants there to be like, no racism, then it’s up to him to be like responsible for what all blacks say - and such as – well, and every thing like that, see, it’s like this…What was the question?” she intoned.

Ms. Malkin has taken what she has called the next logical step to quell the critic’s accusations of hypocrisy by joining the KKK. “They say that I never called on Bush to be responsible for what white people say, so, I’m joining the Klan to help clean up their language. They do tend to use bad language, so I’m doing my part to help whittle down the use of the n-word,” she sneered. “It’s kind of a natural fit anyway as I’ve always shared the Klan’s philosophy on race. They were the first and loudest supporters of my ‘internment of minorities’ doctrine a few years ago, and we all loved the Bush years… I’ll feel right at home”

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1. Snark.

:rofl:

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2. This post by ihavenobias influenced this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=385&topic_id=265153&mesg_id=265153

Couldn't resist.

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4. Please can we put her in the

same boat as Rush and make it sail away, please.

[ihavenobias]

8. Thanks (although the video can't be watched, youtube account suspended)

K & R!

[my2sense]

3. Is this fool serious?

How asinine. These people are determined to create division at all cost.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

5. Rec. No further comment needed.

[suede1]

6. K&R. One of your funniest!

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7. Thanks! Appreciated.

[suede1]

16. Oh, and she is one of the worst.

[Suich]

9. "What was the question?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

K & R!

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12. Thanks Suich, you rock! n/t

[madrchsod]

10. what a slut...

ms malkin must want fuck those big burly white boys...

[sam sarrha]

11. "Conservatives" are unfortunately Born that way.. it isn't a Choice, they lack 'Fluidity in their

thinking, QUITE POSSABLY because of Organic physical deficiencies in essential cognitive structures of the brain.

sorry the links didnt carry over here is where they are from http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=liberal+brain+differences&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

and
http://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&safe=off&pwst=1&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=conservative+brain+differences&spell=1

http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/11/the-conservative-brain-and-the-laws-of-motion/
Taken together, our results are consistent with the view that political orientation, in part, reflects individual differences in the functioning of a general mechanism related to cognitive control and self-regulation. Stronger conservatism (versus liberalism) was associated with less neurocognitive sensitivity to response conflicts. At the behavioral level, conservatives were also more likely to make errors of commission. Although a liberal orientation was associated with better performance on the response-inhibition task examined here,..snip"

search info.. brain differences ..links broken

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/376166/brain_d...
"snip....Data analysis shows that liberals are about 5 times as likely as conservatives to show brain activity in the areas of the brain related to detecting conflicts between habitual tendency and a more appropriate response. Liberals are also more than twice as likely to score in the top half of the distribution for accuracy.Simply put, liberals tend to think much more than conservatives before acting, whereas conservatives tend to be much more habitual and conforming to established traditions...snip"

search info. Democrat brain differences
http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.m...

http://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-sci-politics10se...
"Frank J. Sulloway, a researcher at UC Berkeley's Institute of Personality and Social Research who was not connected to the study, said the results "provided an elegant demonstration that individual differences on a conservative-liberal dimension are strongly related to brain activity."

Analyzing the data, Sulloway said liberals were 4.9 times as likely as conservatives to show activity in the brain circuits that deal with conflicts, and 2.2 times as likely to score in the top half of the distribution for accuracy

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14. Thanks.

Good info.

[marshall]

13. Maybe she wants to move to W.Va. and run for Senate?

Seriously, what is the big deal about a word? I still remember when Byrd used it, in proper context of course, on a news cast a few years ago. Nobody batted an eyelash except those like Malkin.

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15. "and such as" LOL

[madinmaryland]

17. It's hard to tell with these repukes whether it is real or something from the Onion!!

:rofl:

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18. Yes it is! Thanks!