Name Palin's memoirs.

[ColbertWatcher]

Here's mine:

"I Can See My Past From A Stack of Eleven Million $1 Bills"

What's yours?

[polichick]

1. "Psycho Sarah Spouts Off!"

[wryter2000]

2. Moose Chilli Mama n/t

n/t

[chaplainM]

39. "Ron-day-voo with Density"

[wryter2000]

82. LOL

"I can see France from my house!"

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. "Palin Into Insignificance"

[SoCalDem]

4. Half-Baked Alaska..n/t

[Cabcere]

100. *snicker*

Well played, madam. :thumbsup:

[Idealism]

5. Guilty: Liberal "victims" and their exploitation of the Palin family n/t

[treestar]

6. You Betcha: the story of a Maverick

[salguine]

63. But spelled "Meeeeaaavrick".

[InvisibleTouch]

7. "Also." n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

15. That's classic.

Chapter One: "And ..."

Chapter Two: "Also, too ..."

[Cabcere]

101. That'll be Volume I.

The sequel, of course, will be called "Also II."

*rimshot*

Edit: Drat, ColbertWatcher beat me to it. :)

[blitzen]

8. "Some Lip From a Pig"

[Blue_In_AK]

9. "Let Them Eat Honeybuckets"

[Deja Q]

10. "Levi Shot a Moose and it Was a Tripp".

:hide:

[malaise]

11. You Betcha:

Winking my way to 11 million via Saks and Neiman Marcus.

[ColbertWatcher]

LOL! You could just call it "Winkin' My Way To Washington!" n/t

[malaise]

26. Yep I messed up the Palingish there

:rofl:

[ColbertWatcher]

40. : P n/t

[Fuzz]

12. Bullshitters on Parade.

[Patsy Stone]

13. "Bringin' It To Ya!" nt

[ColbertWatcher]

14. LOL! Forward by katie Couric. n/t

[Patsy Stone]

25. Perfect!

[LaydeeBug]

16. "Lipstick on a Pitbull: The Sarah Palin Story"

[stlsaxman]

17. "Tales From The Eye That Winks" subtitled

"... or the eye that stinks"

[stlsaxman]

18. dupe

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. "I'm not sure which of these kids are mine"

[MnFats]

20. "I field-dressed kittens"

but never a moose, eld or deer

[katandmoon]

21. Schlockey Mom: Madame Governor Hillbilly from Wasilla

[ColbertWatcher]

22. The Palin Guide to Neiman-Marcus Stores of North America. n/t

[Doctor_Horrible]

23. Say It Ain't So... Don't Ban THIS Book!

[Generic Other]

24. Topping McCain

gack

[Urban Prairie]

27. Grifting For Dummies n/t

[LibDemAlways]

28. "Alaskan Turkey - the Sarah Palin Story" and I'd use

this as the cover shot

[ColbertWatcher]

41. (Link didn't work!) n/t

[LibDemAlways]

65. It was working. It's now too late to fix it, but anyway

it was the photo of her with the turkey renderer in the background.

[NYC_SKP]

29. I was upstaged by a poser "plumber" name of "JOE"

And it went downhill from there.

[CitizenPatriot]

30. Palini's fall from Grace

How The Gotcha Media and the Liberal Elite Destroyed a Hockey Mom, whines from the Inside.

[Starry Messenger]

31. John And Sarah's Big Adventure.

[madamesilverspurs]

32. "Palinoscopy"

[KamaAina]

33. "In What Respect, Charlie?"

:P

[Urban Prairie]

34. Abstinence For Teen Females (and the rednecks they seduce)

n/m

[Urban Prairie]

42. Sarah's Guide To Republican Rabble Rousing

[KamaAina]

35. "The Very Hungry Spruce Beetle"

the spruce beetle being the nearest Alaskan caterpillar equivalent I can think off offhand.

[KamaAina]

36. "Fifteen More Minutes"

:eyes:

[Naturyl]

37. "Failing Upward" (n/t)

[TheKentuckian]

38. "I can't be fuckin' serious, can I?"

nt

[cynatnite]

43. How a hockey mom was a victim of the lib media and corporate repubs...

It'll be play the victim for all it's worth. That's how Palin likes it best.

[Optical.Catalyst]

44. The Choice Between Intelligence and Conservatism - How I Made Mine

by Sarah Palin - 2009

[ColbertWatcher]

56. Good one, welcome to DU (BTW). n/t

[FloridaJudy]

45. "Dressing on a Budget" eom

[ColbertWatcher]

53. LOL! That was funny! n/t

[FloridaJudy]

57. Hey, I didn't specify what the budget WAS! eom

[Robeson]

46. "Drill, Baby, Drill"

[Urban Prairie]

47. Rethinking SCOTUS Decisions n/t

[Urban Prairie]

49. Ascending Alaskans: The 49th State Of Rapture

[Urban Prairie]

50. SNL Skits In 2012: A Palin Preview

[ColbertWatcher]

54. LOL! You could write your own Top Ten list! Well done! n/t

[tanyev]

48. Northern Ex-poseur

[ShadesOfGrey]

92. LOL! This one gets my vote! nt

[Kip Humphrey]

51. Palintology: A Study in Human Devolution

[leftofthedial]

52. "In What Respect, Charlie?

Or,

"You Betcha"

[Doctor_J]

55. The Audacity Of A Dope

sorry - I swiped it from another DUer last time we he did this

[Fireweed247]

89. damn this thread is funny- but IMO this is the winner

It suits her perfectly
:rofl:

[Duer 157099]

yep, the winner, and they're all pretty good

Damn but this one's really apropos

[liberalhistorian]

58. "Straight From the

Moose's Maw", perhaps? Or "Everything I needed to know about he world I learned from Joe the Plumber". Or "Sambo beat the bitch but he'll never defeat me where it counts" (remember she was alleged to have said "so Sambo beat the bitch" after the last primary).

[ColbertWatcher]

80. I remember that! n/t

[JenniferJuniper]

59. Winkin', Blinkin' and God - How I Won the Hearts, Minds and Peckers of the American Right

[IDemo]

62. I worship your keyboard

nice! :rofl:

[malaise]

66. excellent

:rofl:

[hughee99]

69. Wow, good stuff! n/t

[Cabcere]

102. Okay, that's just brilliant.

:spray: :rofl: Well done.

[Urban Prairie]

60. Effective Shotgun Weddings (For HS Dropout Brides And Grooms)

[IDemo]

61. "All of Them"

or, "Barbie's Aerial Hunting Techniques"

or, "I Can See Pennsylvania Avenue"

or, "Turkey in a Cone: The Grind of Political Campaigning"

[ladywnch]

64. Let's See Tina Fey Match THIS!

[hughee99]

67. "The Post Turtle"

An old rancher is talking about politics with a young man from the city. He compares a politician to a "post turtle". The young man doesn't understand and asks him what a post turtle is.

The old man says, "When you're driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get up there by himself. He doesn't belong there; he can't get anything done while he's up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing down."

[Urban Prairie]

68. Palin's Top Tips To Avoid That Gotcha Librul Media!!

Had to get "Gotcha" in this thread!!

[appal_jack]

70. "Broken Brain, But Not Flat-Busted" n/t

[Urban Prairie]

71. From MILF To GILF To PILF: An Illustrated Palin Fantasy

[ColbertWatcher]

94. What is a PILF!? n/t

[Urban Prairie]

98. Mayor-ILF>>> Governor-ILF>>> President-ILF

Which makes the third ultimately a delusional fantasy.

[Contrary1]

72. "Here, you hold Trig" n/t

[Dukkha]

73. "How To Fail Without Even Trying"

[footinmouth]

74. And/or Duh!

[applegrove]

75. Are you there god it me Sarah.

[beac]

88. And Amazon will promote it alongside God's new book:

Medamnit! Stop Bugging Me, Sarah!

[Marr]

76. And Also, Too...

[Orsino]

77. I Was a Middle-Aged Spokesmodel for the Mob. n/t

[Ioo]

78. "I Can See Russia from my House"

[Urban Prairie]

79. Creative Baby Names From Inanimate Objects (New Mother Edition) n/t

[Urban Prairie]

81. Rearing His Head: Palin's Putin Prolapse Prevention Policies

[Urban Prairie]

112. Rearing His Head II: Putin Put In Pal In Palin

[sfpcjock]

83. Dinoflagellates R Tha Red Tide

Subtitle: "$11M for a snow machine is kinda high"



"I loved Ted Stevens new house with all my heart."

[Cetacea]

84. "Running On Empty" nt

[Avalux]

85. My Life As A That There, Also

;-)

[beac]

86. Sarah was devastated to learn that they'll have to retitle it for the Broadway

adadptation since "Look Back in Anger" is already taken.

[DireStrike]

87. "If you only read all of them this year, read this one!" -nt-

[SalmonChantedEvening]

90. The Gotcha You Betcha In What Respect. I Maverick On.

:banghead:

[Vinca]

91. "In What Respect, Charlie?"

:rofl:

[cureautismnow]

93. "Connect the (Coloring Book) Dots" n/t

[Initech]

95. "A Møøse Once Bit My Sister"

[Cabcere]

103. ...

[bunkerbuster1]

105. A winner!

Mind you, it'd help if Sarah actually had a sister... anyone know? (Wiki just says she was the third of four kids.)

[road2000]

96. Alaska Lays a Turkey Egg. n/t

[hologram]

97. "Kill, Baby, Kill!"

"And Other Bedtime Stories"

[DailyGrind51]

99. "White Trash with Hard Cash Headed for a Tremendous Crash"

[chollybocker]

104. The Bitch, the Lyin', and the Wardrobe

[Urban Prairie]

106. To Jimmy Choo: Thanks For Everything!! Sarah Palin

[obiwan]

107. Here's mine (needs no explanation)

Sarah Palin's memoirs:

"A Steaming Heap".

[Canuckistanian]

108. "How to Make 11 Million Dollars Without Really Trying"

Step One: Get yourself onto the Republican gravy train.

[Urban Prairie]

109. A Caribou Barbie In John McCain's Jorts

[XemaSab]

110. "A Bridge too Far"

:P

[Sabriel]

111. The Absolutely True Diary of a Full-Time Moran

All Creatures Great and Shootable