Note: To anyone considering a career in politics

[nichomachus]

1. Hire your household help from an agency.
2. Make the agency certify that they are legal.
3. Write a check to the agency and let them take care of taxes.
4. Have a professional do your taxes.
5. Pay someone else to audit that return.
6. Stay away from prostitutes.

It will cost you a couple of bucks more, but will pay off in the end.

(If you're a Republican, you can ignore all of this. The media will cover for you.)

[Fresh_Start]

1. 7. Profess belief in God frequently

preferably with a mainstream Christian religion

[Idealism]

3. 8. Don't be born Arab.

[bunnies]

2. No prostitues?!

Forget it then.

[HeraldSquare212]

5. No prostitutes or prostitues, but prostitoes are OK.

[HeraldSquare212]

4. 7. Don't be the 'other woman or man' in someone else's divorce.