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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 03:49 PM
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May Cornyn's penis shrivel up and fall off and grow back on his face.
I hate his ass and I want him to suffah for being the prickaurus he is today. May he die old and alone.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 03:50 PM
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1. He has one? Breaking news, I'd say...
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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 03:51 PM
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2. What did he do?
I'm not getting to watch yet.
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justabob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 03:52 PM
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4. delaying Clinton confirmation
Edited on Tue Jan-20-09 03:53 PM by justabob
on edit: unless I missed something newer.
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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:23 PM
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13. He is such a POS
I'll call his office tomorrow and raise hell.
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justabob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:34 PM
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14. yeah, he is awful
and completely useless.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 03:51 PM
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3. I ...can't ...stop ...laugh ..ing....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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catnhatnh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 03:53 PM
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5. What? Again?....N/T
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billybob537 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 03:57 PM
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6. We should send him a complimentary
Body cavity search!
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Jane Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:00 PM
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7. LOL!!!
May it come to pass!
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:02 PM
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8. But he's already a dickhead
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:02 PM
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9. He is a jerk.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:18 PM
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10. I can read Cornyn's mind:
Here is what's in it:

"That damn jungle b...oh damn, gotta watch that shit now...that Obama thinks he's in the catbird seat now, huh? And with Hillary Clinton? Well, shit fire and save matches, this here is as good a chance as I can think of to take that coo...shit, I really gotta watch what I say. If that shit slips out in front of the press...boy down a few notches and teach him he does not get to fuck with the GOP and learn him some of how we do things in Texas. And have me a little fun, of course. The boy has to learn his place and fast and I am just the ol' hoss that will teach him. He thinks he runs things now? Fuck him and the horse he rode in on. He'll learn, even if we have to stomp a mudhole in his ass and walk it dry. And fucking with that cu...Hillary? A CLINTON??!! Just icin' on the cake, son! Lagniappe! Heh-heh-heh. Now, when is the vote scheduled, so I can go play golf?"
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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:23 PM
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12. "Well, shit far and save matches . . ." Been a while since I heard that one.
:rofl:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:18 PM
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11. I thought he had sex with a turtle.
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:36 PM
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15. Poor little penis... once it escapes from it's vile host body, shouldn't we just let it
Edited on Tue Jan-20-09 04:36 PM by beac
roam free?? Hasn't it suffered enough?

After all, no one would argue that Cornyn is anything but dickless, right?
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:41 PM
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16. I hope they put him on diaper duty for Vitter...
what a couple of shitholes they are.
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