Rick Warren prayer summary --- "You are weak, pitiful and lucky god doesn't strike you down."

[NoodleyAppendage]

Rick Warren spent the first 3 minutes of his "prayer" extolling how wonderful the mythical cloud being is and how small and pitiful we humans are in "his" eyes. Obama provided a wonderful counterpoint to Warren's apparent philosophy of human weakness and supplication. Fuck you Rick Warren and the dumbasses that follow you. May you lead them off the proverbial cliff they deserve...as one would expect from lemmings.

J

[Myrina]

1. Serously. I was expecting lightning to strike his hypocritical lips.

:mad:

[theoldman]

2. I was disappointed in his speech.

It was flat and did not say anything worth listening to.

[GodlessBiker]

3. Must keep the rabble weak and pitiful so people like him can show them the way.

If we stand up for ourselves we can kick his likes aside.

[stopbush]

4. Infantile, non-inclusive and embarrassing.

Warren hit the trifecta with this one. Must have something to do with his trinity obsession.

[EFerrari]

8. I turned the sound down but before I averted my eyes

he seemed to be having some kind of spasm.

[BuelahWitch]

5. The crappiest prayer I have ever heard

:puke: I cleaned the litter box while he was on...

[stopbush]

7. Yep. It was a prayer that could make even die-hard Xians think about

becoming an atheist.

The only thing missing was the groveling. I guess the Episcopals own the franchise on that.

[Arugula Latte]

6. Exactly, and, oh, by the way, of course the invisible sky deity is a man

Don't you uppity womenfolk even THINK about considering that the omnipotent invisible man who loves us all (but, hey, who doesn't like a good dose of slaughter, maiming, starvation and disease, huh?) is anything other than a male.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. I'll bet his snakes were cold!