Poll: speculate on reasons Deadeye Dick is in a wheelchair.

[Vickers]

[liberal N proud]

1. Tired to move his man sized safe

[Mist]

6. LOL! That's what I was thinking! He forgot to get the man out first. nt

[zehnkatzen]

8. My favorite part was when the Great Horned Lord came out of the ground to take him back home ...

... maybe he was thinking that he'd get mercy for being in a wheelchair.

[meegbear]

2. Playing up the sympathy crowd ...

You're being mean to a "cripple"? HOW! DARE! YOU!

[redirish28]

3. Seriously. Wife and I think something happened with his heart

and the "moving boxes" was a cover story.

[panader0]

4. He didn't want to have to stand for Obama.

Hell, Teddy Kennedy could walk unassisted, but not cheney.

[Beetwasher]

9. That's My Theory, A Convenient Excuse To NOT Stand

and not be TOO overtly disrespectful.

[ensho]

10. I was thinking the same

the she cheney has a 'strained'? look on her face

[Ocracoker16]

5. I thought it happened when he was moving boxes

[tridim]

7. Stress due to his impending war crimes trial?

[GodlessBiker]

12. He will now start volunteering for God's Love We Deliver to show a judge how good he is.

[Harry Monroe]

11. Other.

Didn't want to have to stand up when Obama was introduced as our 44th President. A ploy, pure and simple, to avoid showing respect to our new Commander-In-Chief.

[Ilsa]

13. He thought he could haul out all of his old criminal emails to shred

before Obama's DoJ get to them for indictments and prosecution.

[Donnachaidh]

14. wanted to hide behind the bulletproof glass

Convenient that the glass around the podium was just high enough to keep Darth covered.

[johnfunk]

15. Strained his back wielding his waning Sith powers...

He was trying to zap Biden: "I find your lack of faith disturb... AAAAUGH... my f$#@ing back!"