Whoa. The Onion gets reeeeally weird today

[charlie]

Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep

[ThomWV]

1. It is odd, itsn't it? What that thing about AF-1

disjointed.

[Ilsa]

2. That is so macabre! I wonder how prescient it could end up being, not now,

but a few years from now. The last sentence was bizarre, too.

[mucifer]

3. yeah that was weird. I remember feeling very guilty when Gene Siskel died

they had a headline only and it just said "Ebert Victorious". I couldn't stop laughing. I'm so evil. :hide:

[Shardik]

4. LOL!

"Plans for Bush's funeral have been postponed indefinitely following an unexpected incident in which the president's corpse was sucked through an Air Force One jet engine."

[smokey nj]

5. For the past few months, they've been running a series of articles in which Bush Gets injured in a

variety of strange ways. I guess this one marks the end of that series. Here are links to some of the others:

Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/spider_eggs_hatch_in_bushs

Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/single_engine_cessna

Bush's Eyelid Accidentally Nailed To Wall
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bushs_eyelid_accidentally

Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bush_dragged_behind

Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bush_tumbles_wildly_down