Bush sings My Way

[malaise]

Bush Sings: My Way, by Paul Anka and Jerry Politex

MY WAY

sung by George W. Bush

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friends, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which Im certain.

I've lived a life that's cruel.
I've killed down each and every highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, no not a few;
But then again, I'd never mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exception.

I never knew the moral course;
Took carefree steps along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, others said
That I should have stayed in bed.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I knew that God would help me out.
And I am glad, I beat my dad;
And did it my way.

I've prayed, I've smirked and lied.
I've had my fill; my share of screwing.
You may, my wars deride,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.

For what am I, what have I got?
If not myself, then I have naught.
To say the things I truly feel;
Forget the Presidential Seal.
The record shows, even without blow -
I did it my way!
from Bushwatch.org, who kept me sane before I found DU.

[bklyncowgirl]

1. Sinatra did it better. nt

[malaise]

2. hehehehehhehehe

An ant does things better than Bush. :hi:

[peekaloo]

3. .

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanized slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole.what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it




Lyrics > D > Denis Leary Lyrics > Asshole

[malaise]

4. Nice

:hi:

Here comes the Sun!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUS49XSN6Zs