Does anyone believe Cheney (with his heart) injured by moving boxes?

[hlthe2b]

REALLY????? With his heart, not to mention his gout and probable tendency towards phlebitis. Yeah, right. LIFTING boxes???

So, now he'll show up at the Inauguration in a wheelchair.... Me thinks there is far more to the story....:eyes: (wish I could be sympathetic, BUT, I'm not buying it).

[Dangerman]

1. I'm not buyning it too.

:mad: Cheney is was and always an asshole!

[Sheepshank]

59. I think

It's a metaphor. Sick of making excuses for not having sex.

[leftchick]

2. fuck no!

I mean really? :eyes:

[Skink]

3. Someone's got to destroy the bunker.

Or the Jar like I like to call it.

[DS1]

4. push his old fucking ass down the capital steps

then steamroller him into the pavement

[Ecumenist]

9. ROFLMAO!

SMH:evilgrin:

[Joe Bacon]

54. Can someone channel Benny Hill for us?

Benny Hill as Ironside

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmC4flHGaA

[proud2BlibKansan]

56. LOL!!

:rofl:

What an absolutely beautiful mental picture.

[malaise]

5. Maybe they were dragging him out of the VPs office

or he wants to look too sick to be prosecuted.

[Jeanette in FL]

25. "Dragging him out of the VP's office"

Oh what a great visual that provides. I can just picture his handlers trying to pry his hands off the door jambs.

:rofl:

[supernova]

6. No, I think he's always been semi invalid

and is just acknowledging it now.

[ribrepin]

58. Bingo

I think he's been in a chair for years and they would get him standing for public appearances. Probably something to do with poor circulation in his legs or his heart problems.

[rateyes]

7. Great. That's all we need.

Hell on wheels.

[Rhythm]

61. That

is Duzy worthy...

:applause:

[Ecumenist]

8. Frack no!! That SOB is finally shuffling off of this mortal coil, Thank God!!

Frankly, its about 8 years too late. All the evil that f&cker did and it's finally catching up with his evil ass. My mama always told me that God doesn't like ugly. Seems she was right.

[peekaloo]

10. the ones marked "Hubris" are really fucking heavy!

[Uben]

11. Come on. Cheney's not that bad

Okay, he is! Nevermind.

[treestar]

12. No, I operate under the presumption it's his heart (or what passes

for his heart) until I receive proof of back injury by preponderance of the evidence!

[Ichingcarpenter]

13. Cheney: 'George, do you have my pardon ready?"

George: 'Fuck it dude, I'm out of here'!!


Next sound is someone collapsing on the floor.

[ColbertWatcher]

14. Me neither. n/t

[Cha]

15. They always lie so it's no wonder

nobody believes them when they could or could not be actually telling it like it is.

[Octafish]

60. They always lie.

That's why they can't recognize the truth, even when it's in front of their eyes.



Know your BFEE: Sneering Dick Cheney, Superturd-Superrich-Supercrook

Isn't it great these liars, in about 12 hours, will be history, zidzi?

[ecstatic]

16. hell no. My eyebrow raised as soon as KO said that. An 80 year old

multi millionaire packing and moving his own sh**? Yeah f&cking right!!!! LOL. He's just not man enough to stand up for President Obama tomorrow.

[tabatha]

23. he is 67

[hlthe2b]

29. His evil is ancient, though....

;)

[tabatha]

37. yes, his real age is over 100

[ecstatic]

48. Wow! He is in really bad shape then. That's one year older

than Biden!

[hlthe2b]

49. Only his evil is keeping him alive....

:eyes:

[cynatnite]

17. The mutherfucker doesn't want to stand up out of respect...

for the next President and Vice-President of the United States. He's a petty bastard.

[lonestarnot]

28. On a hill in a chair with wheels.

:evilgrin:

[cynatnite]

32. Oh, you're bad...

:evilgrin: Then, so am I. :rofl:

[lonestarnot]

33. Tee hee!

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[mr1956]

64. That was my first thought

He'll be sitting there smirking the whole time.

[lunatica]

18. Like in the movie Ghost

Imagine little black icky things dragging him screaming away into ickyland. It's a nice image

[Kansas Wyatt]

19. Can't they just go the fuck away without the theater?

Is he trying to re-write history too, and wants America to view him as a poor helpless old man?

[Bluzmann57]

20. Like he lifts his own boxes anyway

I don't much give a damn, but guys like him hire others to move boxes. Or enslave them to move boxes.

[Individualist]

39. That was my first thought

I'm skeptical about whether he's even injured, but if so it wasn't from doing manual labor like that.

[madamesilverspurs]

He coulda been lifting a box

of bran flakes. Hey, when you gotta move you gotta move! Although in his case, I doubt that one box would do the trick.

[madamesilverspurs]

43. He coulda been lifting a box

of bran flakes. Hey, when you gotta move you gotta move! Although in his case, I doubt that one box would do the trick.

[TroglodyteScholar]

21. Get well soon, Dick! n/t

[foxfeet]

22. Maybe his wife finally came to her senses

and held a pillow over his face during the night.

[cynatnite]

24. Yeah, and the shooting was all Whittington's fault, too...

:smoke:

[RB TexLa]

26. Have no way to care.

[Liberal_in_LA]

27. no. Rich men with heart troubles do not move boxes

[Lex]

30. exactly right, such utter BS is that story

moving boxes, my ass

[Liberal_in_LA]

36. I'm thinking we will see the real Cheney at inauguration, that one that has mobility problems...

that's why we saw so little of him these last 8 terms

[MineralMan]

31. The wheelchair is necessary so that they can hide

the power source and computer. Animatronic figures cannot operate without those two things, and there isn't a cable long enough.

Dilemma solved.

[Ishoutandscream2]

34. I know we joke about this a lot, but seriously I can't see him making

it to 70. The man is very ill. His nickname isn't "Crashcart" for nothing.

[catzies]

35. Not only do I not believe it, I'm pissed that up until the last fucking minute they lie.

What's really wrong with him? Hope it's fatal.

[bmbmd]

38. Where is Richard Widmark

when you really need him?

[hlthe2b]

41. Dead unfortunately... but I'm guessin this is the reference...

Widmark's first movie appearance was in 1947's Kiss of Death, as the giggling, sociopathic villain Tommy Udo. His most notorious scene in the film found Udo pushing a wheelchair-bound woman (played by Mildred Dunnock) down a flight of stairs to her death. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Widmark

I'm guessing this ones going on my rental list! LOL

[Swamp Rat]

42. LOL!

:rofl:

[bmbmd]

44. delete

[bmbmd]

45. I hereby grant you both an honorary

Doctorate of Obscurity. Richard, who died fairly recently, was a lifelong straignt-ticket Democrat and party activist. I'm sure he could have been counted on in an hour of need.

[Swamp Rat]

47. Widmark was great in "Kiss of Death."

"You know what I do to squealers?..." :D

Here's a YouTube video of the famous wheelchair scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHJsXH3BiU

[marchellojones]

40. Cheney is suing the Gov

for compensation for injuries sustained at work!

[UTUSN]

46. What, no PARDON?!1 All I can say is BWA-hahahaha-ha-HAH!1 n/t

[Horse with no Name]

50. I think he is stealing the silver and china

I mean--he got everything else, why not that?

[Stinky The Clown]

51. He won't survive the year

I regret that his demise will not be court ordered.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

52. My money is on gout/phlebitis attack.

[Catherine Vincent]

53. Someone mentioned he injured his back purposely so he doesn't have to stand while Obama is sworn in.

nt

[Stardust]

62. Ding, ding, ding, ding, DING! We have winnah!

[proud2BlibKansan]

55. It was WMDs

Finally found them and had to hide them again.

[tom_paine]

57. NO no. ROFLMAO in disbelief at how they lie about just EVERYTHING. LMAO. No.

Old feller was up for his 12 mile morning jog, ya see.

And he stopped on his way back into the snow-covered log cabin to chop a half a cord of wood as the "split pile" was gettin' low.

Old feller just tweaked his back a little doing that, ya see.

:rofl:

Funny thing is, I actually KNEW an old bastard in Montana who WAS THAT TOUGH. I mean old-school tough.

I mean, the old bastard was still working Forest Service in his 70s, and the outdoor stuff, too. He got a double-kick from a horse to the chest that cracked a couple ribs and bruised his sternum unbelievably.

In his 70s, the old bastard was back to work in less than a week. Unbelievable, but I was there.

Cheney's just pretending to be Nevin Guderian, surely long gone now to Tough Old Bastard Heaven.

Cheney makes me laugh. That old soft gutless turd is no Nevin Guderian.

[DiehardLiberal]

63. Choking on a pretzel, lifting a box...

What a bunch of weenies!

And liars!!!!

[TahitiNut]

65. I have to wonder WHAT might be in a 'box' that Cheney wouldn't trust someone else to handle.

I can believe he'd want to handle something personally that he wouldn't trust someone else to handle. Cash? One of those Baghdad currency 'bricks'? Federal property? A "Pearl Harbor File"?? Papers that supposedly don't exist? The list is long ... and I can only wonder.