Check out this clock

[malaise]

http://xrl.in/1fd1

[lonestarnot]

1. I like the time remaining on this one better, now read this joke! OMG

:spray: http://www.backwardsbush.com/

> > A woman goes into Bass
> > Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
> > Christmas present.
> >
> >
> > She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one
> > and goes
> > over
> > to the counter.
> >
> > A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing
> > there wearing dark shades.
> > She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me
> > anything about this rod
> > and reel?'
> >
> > He says, 'Ma'am, I'm
> > completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
> > counter, I'll be happy to tell
> > you everything from the sound it makes.'
> >
> > She doesn't believe him
> > but drops it on the counter anyway.
> >
> > He says, 'That's a six-foot
> > Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
> > reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a
> > good all around combination and it's
> > on sale this week for $20.00.
> >
> >
> > She says, 'That's amazing that you can tell all
> > that just by the sound
> > of
> > it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!'
> >
> > As she
> > opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
> >
> > 'Oh, that
> > sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
> >
> > As she bends over to pick it
> > up she accidentally farts. At first blush
> > she's embarrassed, but then
> > realizes there is no way the blind clerk
> > could ever tell that it was her that
> > tooted.
> >
> > She hands him her card and he rings up the sale and says,
> > 'That'll be
> > $34.95 please.'
> >
> > The woman is momentarily confused
> > and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the
> > rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How
> > did you get $34.95?'
> >
> > He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel
> > was $20.00, the Duck Call
> > was $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is
> > $3.95.

[Eurobabe]

3. Hey, yeah, that's my keychain that I ordered in 2004

after fucknut was re-selected by shenanigans.

The battery is ALMOST dead. How apt. :spray:

[lonestarnot]

6. Maybe it is set to die in 24 hours! Engineered failure! EPIC FAIL!

[Eurobabe]

12. perhaps, mine is so faint I can't see it

unless I run my finger (the middle one) over the screen. :spray:

[11 Bravo]

7. I've got the same keychain. It's looking awful good right now!

[malaise]

8. It is so cool

Will it stop tomorrow?

[malaise]

4. LOL

:rofl:

Actually the techies can improve the clock. I am no techie. :D

[liberal N proud]

9. They have some soon to be obsolete products for sale on that site

the countdown keychains

[lame54]

2. Any way to speed it up?

[malaise]

5. Seriously

I cannot wait. :D

[lame54]

10. I found a way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMD7Ezp3gWc

[lonestarnot]

11. Workin it!

:toast: :beer: :smoke:

[pleah]

13. ticktock, ticktock.

k&r :)