A good old fashion banshee's curse to send off our national nightmare (please add your own)

[Generic Other]

I curse Bush to a life of catcalls and jeers. Ducked shoes. Egged limos. People spitting on him. Let him run from the American people like Brittney Spears runs from paparazzi.

May his investments all lose money. His roof leak. His gated community shun him. His dog turn on him. His car breakdown. His bills pile up. His speaking engagements get canceled. His book get pulped for lack of sales. His legal bills mount. His socks never match. His shoes pinch. Let him get gout. Inflamed hemorrhoids. Butt boils.

Let him have nightmares. Night sweats. Let the dead return to haunt his every waking moment. Let him wash the blood off his hands like an OCD fiend.

Let him feel the anger, the pain, the ugliness he caused return to him tenfold.

Let the banshees of hell chase his heels until the day he dies.

[Frosty1]

1. Druids Curse for *

May the bleeding piles assail him
and corns adorn his feet
May crabs as big as roaches climb his balls and eat
When the whole world turns against him
and he's a total wreck
May he fall through his own asshole
and break his fucking neck.

[Generic Other]

10. rhyming cursesd are VERY powerful stuff!

This one seems particularly potent!! I can smell the fire and brimstone in it!

[Richard D]

2. I curse him . . .

. . . to the defendants box at the Hague, followed by a lifetime of staring out at the world from between metal bars. I further curse him to having Dick Cheney as his cellmate.

[Generic Other]

12. can we add that his guards should have trained at Abu Ghraib?

A pigpile of naked former Bush admin. officials...yes...the only way to atone.

[patrice]

3. Let him forever hear the screams and whimpers of the children he has killed wherever he goes.

[Richard D]

41. I think he'd enjoy that. n/t

[metapunditedgy]

4. May he spend his days surrounded by the families and loved ones

of those who suffered and died because of the mistakes made by him and his administration.

[Generic Other]

13. May Cindy Sheehan be his new neighbor

in his gated community!

[texastoast]

5. I know it feels good

But not me. Hand it over and let Nature take its course.

Ever mind the Rule of Three,
Three times what thou givest returns to thee.
This lesson well, thou must learn,
Thee only gets what thou dost earn!

[aquart]

8. Which is why I recommend the prepaid conditional class action curse.

May the evil you do come back to you, from every place it has gone, from every one it has harmed.

The beauty here is that the curse is only for Bush's OWN evil, it creates no new evil. It relieves the sufferers and returns it to its origin...but since the evil Bush has done has harmed so many....the increase is geometrical in force.

[Generic Other]

14. Prepaid Class action curse!!!

I didn't know you could buy those!!

I LOVE IT!!!

[aquart]

42. YOU can't buy it.

It is a curse that creates no evil. It is prepaid by the cursee who merely receives back what he sent out to many, many others. One who has not sent out evil is untouched by receiving this curse.

[1monster]

29. Amen. Karma is the curse he has placed upon himself.

[Martin Eden]

6. My poem to Bush

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself
But that is much too kind
Because if you could perform that feat
You’d take pleasure in your behind

I’d like to say eat shit and die
But you deserve much more
You should suffer all the grief and pain
Of your misbegotten war

Though I can never make you feel
Or think, or understand
I’ll take solace when you hear your name
Cursed throughout the land

From inside a lonely prison cell
Dark and bare and cold
Where every day you pay for your crimes
Till you’re sick, heartbroken, and old

And when you finally leave the earth
You fucked over oh so well
If there is a God and afterlife
You’re going straight to hell.

[Generic Other]

16. Someone put this to music!!

maybe to the tune of Hail to the Chief...

[peekaloo]

18. .

:applause:

[Delphinus]

39. Pretty

darn good stuff there.

[dipsydoodle]

7. May even the smallest amount of alcohol

forever give him the effects of dysentery.

[Generic Other]

17. bloody good curse

a self-inflicted pain! He will suffer with it or without it! You got him coming or going.

[dipsydoodle]

21. coming or going......

both ends at the same time too. :rofl:

[lonestarnot]

9. LOL you pretty much covered it!

:D

[Generic Other]

19. He needs a good old fashioned cursing from Lonestarnot

go collect all your rants from the last 9 years!

[lonestarnot]

31. OMG! I don't want to break DU!

[blogslut]

11. While he lives

...may he get everything he deserves. After hes passes, may history judge him by his acts.

[dixiegrrrrl]

36. I strongly second your comments.

I too wish for him all that he deserves.

[Aristus]

15. I curse him to The Pain!

To The Pain means;

He shall have his feet cut off at the ankles
Then his hands below the wrists
Then his tongue
Then his left eye followed by his right eye
And then his nose.

But not his ears...

His ears, he keeps, and I'll tell you why:

So that every scream of every child
Who recoils at his hideousness
So that every cry of every babe
Every mother who screams:
"Dear God! What is that thing?"
Will echo in his perfect ears.

That is what To The Pain means:

It means I leave him in anguish
Wallowing in freakish misery...
Forever...

[Generic Other]

23. did you work for the Inquisition in another life?

This sounds positively medieval!!

Good Job!

[Aristus]

27. There's a reason it sounds Medieval. And here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKl28Qtc4nI

[Shiver]

20. I would perform the Turkey Curse

But as I do not know, in particular, where the Resident is right now, I'm not certain which direction to face. :cry:

[dipsydoodle]

22. The mind boggles

:)

[Generic Other]

24. What the heck is the turkey curse?

I am laughing hysterically at the possibilities. Mostly just visualizing that Youtube clip of Sarah Palin at the turkey farm.

[Shiver]

30. The Turkey Curse is the counter to the Curse of Greyface

and is wielded by Discordians purely for their own protection. And sometimes for fun. And at boring dinner parties.

But as amusing as it may be, it is VERY POWERFUL and it WORKS. As everyone knows, Greyface and his followers require an aneristic environment to function; the Turkey Curse introduces eristic vibrations that completely and totally destroy the foundation and surroundings of an aneristic environment, throwing it completely off-kilter. Those, like the Resident, that are firmly under the thrall of Greyface will find themselves unable to function or react (or dodge a shoe). If the user is strong enough, the target brains may even short-circuit, allowing mustaches to be drawn on their faces while they reboot. With permanent ink.

Like I said, though... I don't know which direction to face, and I've never tried it over a distance before...

[Carni]

25. My curse for him- irrelevance/ insignificance

May you fade into oblivion you odious, insignificant, foul little man.

[Generic Other]

26. He will hate that, won't he?

[alfredo]

28. May all your dreams come true

[acmavm]

32. Why focus on bush**? May the all rot forever in the hell they so very much

deserve.

[Generic Other]

33. a good place to insert the curse of st ernulphus

By the Authority of God Almighty the Father, Son and Holy Ghost, and the holy Canons, and the undefiled Virgin Mary, the Mother and Patroness of our Savior, and of all the Celestial Virtues, Angels, Arch-Angels, Thrones, Dominions, Powers, Cherubins and Seraphins and of the holy Patriarch, Prophets, and of all the Apostles and Evangelists, and of the holy Innocents, who in the Sight of the Holy Lamb are found worthy to sing the new Song, and of the holy Martyrs and holy Confessors, and of the holy Virgins, and of all the Saints, abd together with all the Holy and the Elect of God: We excommunicate and anathematise him or them, Malefactor or Malefactors,--and from the Thresholds of the holy Church of God Almighty We sequester them, that he or they may be tormented, disposed and delivered over with Dathan and Abiram; and with those who say unto the Lord God, Depart from us, we know not thy Ways. And as Fire is quenched with Water, so let the Light of him, or them, be put out forever more, unless it shall repent him or them, and they make Satisfaction. Amen.
May the father, who created Man, curse him or them. May the Son, who suffered for us, curse him or them. May the Holy Ghost, who was given to us in Baptism, curse him or them. May the holy Cross, which Christ for our Salvation triumphing over his Enemy Ascended, curse him or them. May the holy and eternal Virgin Mary, Mother of God, curse him or them. May all the Angels and Arch-Angels, Principalities and Powers, and all the heavenly Host, curse him or them. May the laudable Number of the Patriarchs and Prophets curse him or them. May St John, the chief Fore-runner and Baptist of Christ, curse him or them. May St Peter and St Paul, and St Andrew, and all other Christ’s Apostles, together with the rest of his Disciples, and the four Evangelists, who by their Preaching converted the universal World, curse him or them. May the holy and wonderful Company of Martyrs and Confessors, who by their holy Works are found pleasing to God Almighty, curse him or them. May the holy Choir of the holy Virgins, who for the Honour of Christ have despised the things of the World, curse him or them. May all the Saints, who from the Beginning of the World, curse him or them. May the Heavens and Earth, and all the holy Things remaining therein, curse him or them.
May he or they be cursed, wherever they may be, whether in their House or in their Field, or in the Highway, or in the Path, or in the Wood, or in the Water, or in the Church. May he or they be cursed in Living, in Dying, in Eating, in Drinking, in being Hungry, in being Thirsty, in Fasting, in Sleeping, in Slumbering, in Waking, in Walking, in Standing, in Sitting, in Lying, in Working, in Resting, in Pissing, in Shitting, and in Blood-letting. May he or they be cursed in all the Faculties of their Body. May he or they be cursed inwardly and outwardly. May he or they be cursed in the Hair of his or their Head. May he or they be cursed in his or their Brain. May he or they be cursed in the Top of his or their Head, in their Temples, in their Forehead, in their Ears, in their Eyebrows, in their Cheeks, in their Jaw-bones, in their Nostrils, in their Fore-teeth or Grinders, in their Lips, in their Throat, in their Shoulders, in their Wrists, in their Arms, in their Hands, in their Fingers, in their Breast, in their Heart, and in all the interior Parts to the very Stomach: in their Reins, in the Groin, in the Bollocks, in the Thighs, in the Genitals, in the Penis, in the Scrotum, in the Hips, in the Knees, in the Legs, in the Feet, in the Joints, and in the Nails. May he or they be cursed in all their Joints, from the Top of the Head to the Sole of the Foot. May there not be a Soundness in him or them.
May the Son of the Living God, with all the Glory of his Majesty, curse him or them; and may Heaven, with all the Powers which move therein, rise against him or them, unless it shall repent him or them, or that he or they shall make Satisfaction. Amen.

from the curse of st ernulphus

[acmavm]

34. Geeze, St.Ernulphus sure knew how to curse a guy, didn't he?

[Generic Other]

35. I think he coined most of the curse words in use today!

st ernulphus, 1040-1124
Bishop of rochester

[jane_pippin]

37. I hope he lives forever

so he can see just how history will "vindicate" him.



I also hope he develops an abnormal tic that results in him randomly punching himself in the face.

[Generic Other]

38. but he must age accordingly

then he'll look like his mother.

[davsand]

40. May he realize the full impact of all he has done in his life.

I think this is the curse we all bear, if you want the truth of it.


Similarly, I do hope he ultimately finds some compassion in his self judgment--just as I hope it for myself. We are all capable of both hurt and healing and it is our ultimate life task to recognize that fact and to forgive ourselves for our failings.

Peace.


Laura